Lens of History: 14 (?!)

STEC Archives, Print Document Division
Curator signature: Jer
Format: Textual Record
Object: Collection of assorted memos addressed to Cmdr. Mike Yin
Location (if known): Presumably Mike’s Office…
Time (if known): All Memos are dated November 1st.

Below show items 1 to 10, out of a list of 185.

Memo no. 1 is a generic form filled out by an elegant hand in cursive.

NOISE COMPLAINT – RESIDENTIAL

DETAILS: Excessively Distasteful Halloween Music from Residential Block C

DESCRIPTION: This is NOT a noise complaint; this is a complaint RE someone’s HORRID tastes in music. Thriller is like, so, a decade ago. C’mon! Get on with the times!!!

Memo no. 2 is a generic shipgirl requisition form, printed.

Requisitioner Info:

Date: October 29th
Department: INTERNAL USE
Shipgirl: Yorktown Sisters

Delivery Location: STEC Shore Depot 4B, to be delivered to Avalon Base Dock #41

PO#: 45458468952341548

Purchasing notes: Additional Goodies for the Halloween Party, yay!

Item Number Unit Price Total Cost
5 lb Candy Corn Value Bag, Resealable 5 9.99$ 50$
Assorted Grab-Bag, Halloween Candy, Dehoff’s Key Market Brand, Family Size 2 15.99$ 32$
Apples, Assorted 10 lb .75$ 8$
Decorative Edible Sprinkles & Caramel 1 2.99$ 3$

Memo no. 3 is a generic shipgirl requisition form, printed. The requisition form has a very large DENIED stamp on it in addition to a small note below.

Requisitioner Info:

Date: October 29th
Department: INTERNAL USE
Shipgirl: Chester

Delivery Location: I’M ACTUALLY NOT SURE

PO#: THE USUAL ONE WE USE

Purchasing notes:

Item Number Unit Price Total Cost
Bull Halsey’s Fighting Ready-to-Pop Popcorn, 8oz, Limited Halloween U.S. Navy Edition (With Collectible Sticker – One for Each Ship!) 65000 1.00$ CRUISER GIRLS DON’T NEED NO MATH

The note that came with memo no. 3 says:

No.

A reminder that we still have cratefuls of that Tanuki-brand ramen you bought two months ago. You want the stickers, you eat the popcorn. Bring the empty bag to me and we’ll buy the next one. No ifs, buts, or other comments.

Jer

Memo no. 4 is a complaint, non-official.

Mike,

Do something about Flora. I caught her trying to rip the DD girls off again selling overpriced last-minute Halloween candy. While I am an ardent supporter of capitalism, what she is doing is flatly unethical. These are barely young adults for heaven’s sakes. I’m not going to watch her pocket their hard-earned cash like this.

I have confiscated her stock of candy in the meantime and returned the money to their respective parties. Please take care of this at your earliest convenience. Thanks.

Best regards,

Pennsy

Memo no. 5 is a complaint, non-official.

Commander,

Like, not cool! I found Florida trying to rip off some of the girls in base. Should have figured she was the one who cleared out the canteen’s candy stocks. Really puts things into perspective with how those one percenter think, huh?

You gotta talk to her. This just isn’t right. She doesn’t even eat candy! She’s just doing it to mess with people. As such, I’ve brought her candy back to the depot. Good thing I caught her before she could peddle her wares, right? We’ll figure out chargebacks and whatnots later.

Sanny

Memo no. 6 is a beautifully printed thank-you card, Hallmark Brand

We had a great time. Thank you for organizing the Halloween party!

Signed,

Maury & the DD girls, on behalf of the entire base

Memo no. 7 is a routine restock/resupply form. In a shaky hand, it reads:

Beer supply running low due to drinking game @ Halloween night. Please get the cheap stuff and not the craft brews that Helena likes so much. I swear while I agree with sis’s tastes in liquor and wine I can’t stand her beer…

Memo no. 8 is a clipping of what seems to be an exchange on Usenet, along with commentary.

…I tell ya it ain’t right. Something’s definitely going on in the middle of the ocean. It’s either the navy’s new warships firing something or it’s something completely out there I tell ya…

Commander. It is my opinion that the little ones might have gone a bit overboard with their fireworks display. A living, morphing, dancing and laughing jack-o-lantern in the sky is acceptable. However, it is my recommendation that it be displayed away from possible observers. Certainly it was unsuitable given our proximity to the Californian coast.

Mahan.

Memo no. 9 is a standard time off/shore leave form.

An unremarkable and very mundane form used more for record keeping purposes than anything else. The form is complete, already signed by Cmdr. Yin, but remain incomplete.

The signature of the shipgirl (New Jersey) is currently missing.

Additionally, the boxes around the dates have been crossed out multiple times, with the latest being “November 2nd to November 5th.”

Memo no. 10 is a slightly dog-eared maintenance request form. The request form is completed and signed by four shipgirls (Arizona, Oklahoma, Raleigh, and Pensacola).

Just want to say that we set the water slide Halloween theme park up and it worked great. Turns out fairies are super handy – the entire sector was warm as a mild summer day! However, the heater we used ended up making weird noises all day. Figure we’d submit a maintenance request just in case!

Stapled to the maintenance request form is approximately 16 pages of parts requisitions, with a note attached.

Mike! This is NOT how you’re supposed to use that prototype nuclear submarine reactor that I’ve designed. Please get whoever is in charge of getting me replacement parts pronto if you want me to make the December assessment deadline.

Also, it would be NICE if they invited me for a change! I know I’m in the lab all the time and all but Cusk needs her fun too, okay?

 

Sub Corner 22: How We Started Commerce Raiding

You thought we were going to skip out on normal Pacific content didn’t you?

Well, settle down! We’ll get back to bikini-clad subgirls soon enough.

Yar! Well! Since I’m in costume and all. I’d like to spend today talking about the big picture – that’s to say, U.S. commerce raiding in the Pacific War.

I’m just here to look cute. Yay!


What is commerce raiding? To me, it’s a pretty fancy way of saying “sinking merchant ships.” You can think of piracy – the act of taking plunder from civilian (or other) ships – as a slightly smaller scale historical predecessor. The act of commerce raiding is not by itself terribly new. Plenty of navies used it historically – after all, destroying the enemy’s ability to trade and transport goods by sea has been around since boats were invented.

Now, you might have noticed from the various sub-corners that we’ve talked a lot about Germany’s U-boats during the First World War. This is certainly an important factor in the development of our own strategies. unlike Britain or Japan, however, we took a look at America and decided that we were far less vulnerable to this sort of thing than the biggest threat across the ocean – Japan.

In fact, we’ve always known that if we were going to go to war against the Japanese, we were going to target their economy and industry. Basically, Japan needed to import pretty much everything. Even food had to be shuttled in from their Asiatic territories. The thing to remember here, though, is that this was a two-way street. Just as Japan relied on raw materials and semi-finished goods from its conquered colonies, so too did those holdings require a constant flux of goods from Japan in order to function.

Now, you know what’s funny? War Plan Orange – our master plan against the Japanese – had no submarines whatsoever in its initial planning. The key assumption we were making during the 1930s was the idea that we had enough ships on hand to engage the Japanese on the high seas. This, in turn, would mean that we would possess enough naval strength to blockade the fleet. In fact, let me quote the Sink-Us (Commander in Chief, U.S. Fleet) in 1936.

The primary employment of submarines will be in offensive operations against enemy larger combatants.

If this sounds like what the Japanese were thinking with their submarine force, you’re exactly right. At the time, War Plan Orange did not call for submarines to attack enemy trade routes. In fact, as early as 1939, submarines (this is after we’ve managed to build fast fleet submarines that could stay out for quite the time!) were still meant to be “patrol” or “skirmish units. People were iffy on whether or not submarines can survive being spotted – we’ve alluded to the fact that at the time daylight attacks were thought to be a death sentence before, after all! Thus, the uncertainty in operating against enemy convoys (as well as the risk of running into armed merchant ships) meant that submariners were still told to go after the fleet units first.

Plus, there’s that London Naval Treaty. At the time, we firmly believed that everyone would play by the rules, and while the possibility of unrestricted submarine warfare was on the table, most thought that we would never actually do such a thing. After all, only pirates and Germans attacked merchant ships indiscriminately! We were better than that.

So, what changed?

Well, for one thing, military theory changed. That, and the world changed. When Admiral Harold Stark became CNO in August of 1939, he realized that we had to do some things differently. As we watched the war explode over Europe, Stark decided that the navy had to be prepared. Building more ships aside, he quickly came up with a list of solutions.

This would be known as the “Plan Dog Memo.” You will also see it being referred to as the “Plan D.” Written and submitted to Roosevelt on November 12, 1940, it basically had five scenarios, which I’ve summarized below.

A. War with Japanese in which the US stands alone.

B. War with Japan in which the US allies with Britain.

C. War with Japan and Germany and Italy, in which the US stands alone.

D. War with Germany and Italy, where Japan would initially remain neutral, and we would be allied with Britain.

E. Stay out of the war.

In 1940, the general recommendation was to follow plan D, but assume operations under plan A. Savvy readers would notice immediately that this would eventually morph into the “Europe first” strategy that we employed during World War 2. However, the key point to take note here is that this completely shifted the U.S. navy’s paradigms in the Pacific.

Should we adopt the present Orange Plan today, or any modification of that plan which involves the movement of very strong naval and army contingents to the Far East, we would have to accept considerable danger in the Atlantic, and would probably be unable to augment our material assistance to Great Britain.

We should, therefore, examine other plans which involve a war having a more limited objective than the complete defeat of Japan, and in which we would undertake hostilities only in cooperation with the British and Dutch, and in which these undertake to provide an effective and continued resistance in Malaysia.

In the memo, Admiral Stark highlights the importance of turning the war into a war of economic attrition. Much of our forces would be devoted to assisting the situation in Europe, and as such:

The objective in a limited war against Japan would be the reduction of Japanese offensive power chiefly through economic blockade.

Admiral Stark then proceeds to argue the first three points, pointing out why it is untenable to carry each out. He then points out that…

Initially, the offensive measures adopted would, necessarily, be purely naval.

The US fleet was not yet large enough to complete the blockade. Furthermore, Admiral Stark thought it was very likely that the US lose most of their naval bases – including the possibility of both Malaysia and the Philippines. If economic attrition is to be accomplished, the only possibility is through unrestricted submarine warfare.

As it stands, we were still pondering about alternative possibilities. Initially, the earliest drafts of war plans called for a number of strategic areas. This was viewed by some of the aforementioned officers as a “fair” way of fighting the war. Due to the fact that we’re at war, we’re going to mark off a certain number of areas as off limits. If you show up here we’ll sink you, because we do not want you to spy on our military movements or provide eyes for your ships or planes to bomb our stuff.

As it turned out? Two things.

One. Japan spared us the trouble themselves by flagging all Japanese civilian merchant ships under either the Imperial Japanese Army or the Japanese navy. The explicit militarization meant that they were acting as legitimate military targets.

Two. Japan didn’t “fight fair.” Any potential qualms about whether or not attacking now-militarized merchant ships kinda got threw out of the window on December 7th, 1941.

Now, how well the submarine force did is a subject of great debate, and there are a lot of professional people who has strong opinions on matter. For now, though, I think it’s sufficient for us to stop here. Now you know what we were thinking as we started the Pacific War!


A Submarine Corner on pirates. Splendid! When do I show up? I trust you will surely be speaking of the great privateers of old, Tautog dear? Sir Francis Drake perhaps? Sir George Somers? 

Um, Venturer, not quite… We’re doing sub corners after all.

Well bummer. How about Anglo-American cooperation during the Great War? We sure gave the ‘Huns a mighty drubbing. Admiral Sims and Bayly were fast friends, you know! The accursed U-boats could not shackle Britannia and her allies!

No. Also, uh… we gotta talk about the Q-ships at some point, too.

Royal Navy Counter-Piracy measures?

No.

… the Jolly Roger flag on the Royal Navy, Submarine force? You know that’s quite literally because Admiral Wilson thought that submarines were a bunch of “no-good, underhanded, unfair, and damned un-English” ships, right? 

That’s a good one, but no. Sorry. If you showed up an hour earlier we could have done that.

Well that wasn’t very sporting of you, was it! I am sad now.

S-sorry! We can talk about the Jolly Roger flag next if you want. How’s that?

Well, I wouldn’t want to alter the established schedule too much. Tell you what. If an opportunity arises, let us do the Jolly Roger flag. I think the readers would find it a fun tale.

Sure.

October Round-up, Pirates, Halloween, 2016 and more!

Hi everyone! Tautog here.

Weekly announcement. Uh…

*squints*

Morgane what am I supposed to say, stuff is still being made? Ugh you gotta give me something more to work with here! I know the sub book is like almost done with a cover and everything and I know we’re finally sorted out the printer thing and everything even vol 3’s being put together and then there’s literal thingies being made for 2016 aaaaaaaaagh why is everything going on at the same time aaaaaaaaagh

Okay. Uh…

Stuff is being made. Because everyone has had a very very busy week though, the team is largely taking it slow (well, as slow as Morgane is willing to rest at any rate). In-universe, well, the Abyssals haven’t attacked us or anything yet. So, in light of the hallowed tradition of eating as much candy as you can until you feel like you’re going to explode, most of us shipgirls are preparing for a big Halloween party.

No, I’m not in costume yet! Hmph. Just because everyone else is dressed up and having fun doesn’t mean that I can do that just yet. If you want to see where my costume is, you’re just gonna have to really wait a bit more!

Aren’t you basically wearing what I wear usually?

Yes, Essex. Thanks for the hat. But, that’s actually not what I was getting at all. I think even a fun holiday largely for the kids can be used to educate. It’s why I’ve taken pains to make sure that my costume resembles that of a –

Tog, pirates didn’t actually have hook hands, right?

Actually, some of them did. You see, like this gentleman below.

I got this picture (well, really a mural) from a museum in the city of Newport, Virginia. The man depicted is Captain Christopher Newport. He’s a famous explorer and adventurer kind of like say, Sir Francis Drake or Christopher Columbus. See how he’s got a hook hand? Pirates, captains, and all sorts of sailors back then did have those as a sort of prosthetic. After all, having a hook was better than nothing, right?

Hah, I’m being educated already. That’s neat. That’s great. Say, where did you get the eyepatch?

Oh that actually was easy. I finally told Chester I’m going to  unleash the hidden powers in my eye and she gave me a stack of them before running for the NBC shelter. Last time I heard, I think Northampton and Mary’s trying to coax her out.

…Wait a minute. You’re wearing your eyepatch –

Yeah. On the other eye. Come on genius! Don’t you think Dolphin call me depth perception for a good reason? After all, you know I actually style my hair properly if I’m on business and all. I only keep the sexy-mysterious-stranger look because I like looking pretty!

If I wanted to wear the double eye-patch or whatever I’d have just done it already – IF I WANTED TO LOOK LIKE A DUMMY.