(2016) Super Tuesday II

If only you could see ♪

That I’m the one ♫

Who understands ♪♪♪ –

So why can’t you see ♫

You should vote for me ♪

You should vote for me ♪

如果你什么时候能突然发现  ♪

我就是那个 ♫

那个可以理解你的人 ♪♪♪ –

你为什么不理解 ♪

你应该挑我  ♪

你应该选我 ♪

(这首歌的梗来源)



 

Hey folks. A few quick notes. While pretty much we finished conceptualizing the art design before Super Tuesday even managed to land, as we worked on the angle and the lighting and character arrangements, we ended up adding a little more to the picture.

大家好啊。仍然说几句话。我们虽然在超级周二前就已经设计好了这幅画的结构,但当司马开始挖细节的时候,我们发现有很多的东西 – 举个例子角度啊,灯光啊,以及人物等等,我们最后的细节比我们原来的想法要多的很多。

This is for Super Tuesday, but between now and a week ago, a few more elections have passed have passed. On the Republican side, four states – Kansas, Maine, Louisiana and Kentucky – voted on Saturday. Some people like to call it “Super Saturday” because again, it’s a diverse mix of states. On the democratic side Maine goes a little later, and there’s no Kentucky but Nebraska went instead.

这个自然是“超级周二”啦。超级周二是美国初选中比较重要的日子,因为这一天有很多的州(超过20%吧)会来投票。然而我们现在一个星期后贴出来的结果其实已经有好几个不同的日子过去了。共和党那边我们有个“超级星期六”的说法,因为上周六的四个州(北边的缅因,中部的坎萨斯,南部的肯德基,以及路易斯安那)也是代表美国不同风俗的地方。民主党那边也有类似的东西(不过州相对少一些)。

Then, just yesterday, another bunch of states voted in the Republican primary. They’re Michigan, Idaho, Mississippi, and Hawaii. The democrats have slightly less states (Idaho and Hawaii go later), but the “build-up” of both is the same. After this heavy front-loading period, the battle’s supposed to be over. These races are designed to get the party a nominee so they can start on their favorite past-time: slinging mud at each other and fight over the presidency.

昨天呢,共和党刚刚投完密西根,爱达荷,密西西比和夏威夷。民主党那边只有两个(没有爱达荷和夏威夷),不过用途其实很清楚啦。经过这激烈的这一段,理论上来说,这初选就已经应该结束了。理论上来说这一连串的各种州的目的是让党内马上挑出自己要的候选人,因为接下来的游戏(就是开始互相乱喷)才是更重要的。毕竟我们每四年都这样一次嘛。为了总统。你懂的。

Yeah, haha. No. That didn’t happen. Anyways, let’s get started!

不过,啊哈哈,得。这次美国政治完全乱了。来吧。我来慢慢讲。

First, yes. That’s Louisiana. Chibi-form of course. I love Louisiana. Great state. Wonderful people. We just couldn’t fit the entire primary schedule into our drawing schedule. So we’re making a nod to her here instead.

啊,对,那个是路易斯安娜。迷你的哦。我爱路易斯安娜。这个州不错。这里的人也不错(这里英文是特朗普的梗)。但我们没有足够的时间把她的那几个州的比赛也画上。所以我们就在这里顺便把她带上啦。

Now, for this piece? The idea’s pretty simple. It’s a concert. Of course Tennsy would be singing at a concert meant to get people fired up to vote. Bet you didn’t know the normally timid Okie could get on stage and perform, huh? Well. She’s full of surprises too. 😉

这个演唱会的梗我想大家也能看出来了。考虑到田希的性格,她搞这种活动肯定不会陌生啦。不过一般羞涩的奥姬也敢站出来唱这个,是不是很惊讶呢?嗯,她也能给你带来惊喜哦。

On the outfits: When Sima asked if we wanted to do something special with costumes, I jumped on it. In a very small part as a tribute to someone who to me represents a particular aspect of Tennessee (and  of course, of us women) and of America, I’m proud to see how she – and this piece – turned out.

关于服装:当司马问舰娘们这次穿什么的时候,我马上跳到了上面。如果上面的视频不够明显的话,其实这里的人设以及构图是我给某位我个人认为非常代表田纳西州(当然,包括我们美国妹子在内)以及美国的某种精神的一个赞颂梗。

(对,那个,台上扒衣服也是同样的梗。看看上面那个视频啦。)

Okay, now, onto the fairies. No significant changes barring a few with clothing upgrades. Mostly everyone knows to play nice at least for this part of the performance. Mostly everyone, anyways.

好,现在说到精灵了。上次已经讲了不少梗了,而这次理论上大家都应该在台上安安稳稳的嘛。理论上。大家大多数都会好好跟大家玩的。

Oh. Trump? He’s actually just kinda fun to draw because we can go wild with him. Trump doesn’t follow rules. Teflon Don is real, especially after seeing the blow-out that was yesterday’s results. He’s actually winning left and right, and right now, it’s looking like a battle between him and Cruz since Cruz is picking up states, too.

啊,特朗普啊?他…其实画他本人就是蛮好玩的。因为其实这家伙你可以随便开心的脑洞。特朗普现在已经开始超越规则了。英文这边开玩笑管他叫Teflon Don(Teflon,特氟龙(?),一种防止粘贴的东西),因为无论大家怎么攻击他这家伙目前似乎仍然不会倒。考虑他最近这一连串如同开了无双一样的胜利,我估计可能最后就是他对克鲁斯(Cruz – 抱歉我看中国媒体好几个不同翻译他名字的方式,所以我挑了一个)啦。

As for Hillary? Hey, look. You guys have a better meme for me to go with her that’s not #WhichHillary, I’m all ears. You guys know how to get in touch. In all honestly she’s got a very large delegate lead, and she’s trying her very best now to shut Sanders out so she can move on to face the Republicans.

至于希拉里啊?嘿,各位,你们有比WhichHillary更好的梗,我洗耳恭听。你们知道怎么能联络到我嘛。并且说句实话,她现在遥遥领先老爷子,而她必须要尽快把老爷子给干掉,这样她才能去跟共和党来抗衡。

The actual Super Tuesday was pretty much as expected. Trump won seven states, Cruz won four, and Rubio won one. No matter how you wanted to spin it, Trump won, once again proving that nothing is what it seems in this election cycle. On the Democratic side, Sanders won four and Hillary took the rest, winning handily (as expected).

其实超级周二挺平凡的。特朗普赢了七个州,克鲁斯四个,水哥一个。不管共和党那帮人怎么洗地,这是一个不折不扣的特朗普胜利。民主党那边也一样。老爷子赢了四个州,希拉里清理剩下战场。一切都应该在预料之中。

Yet what happened between now and a week ago was nothing short of miraculous from the left and the right.

然而一个星期内,一连串的奇迹发生了。

On the left, Sanders made history by proving every single poll wrong with a victory in the Michigan primary. Professionals are left scratching their heads because most polls have him losing Michigan by up to twenty points. A stunning upset such as this? Especially when Hillary has been nuking him to the ground in places like Virginia or South Carolina? Buhbuhbut muh minority firewall???

左边老爷子爆发。他在密西根州的胜利表示每一个政治观察家的分析都错了。现在他们还在问,怎么可能他赢呢?希拉里不是领先他10-20多点吗?他怎么可能赢啊?希拉里在绝大多数希拉里应该赢的地方,都是在吊打他(南卡罗琳娜,以及同日的密西西比是个完美的例子。基本上理论上黑人多的地方应该是完全落入希拉里的口袋里面的)

He deserves his costume upgrade.

我感觉这次给老爷子升级服装是对的。

(PS. Thanks to the two of you that wrote in after reading in between the lines last update – yes, you were absolutely right 😉

(另外感谢那两位给我写信的读者。没错,上个帖子我就说到了。这次我感觉可以给老爷子换衣服啦)

On the right? After enduring the singularly largest concentrated attack ads (mostly from his own party) in American history for more than a week straight, Trump took three of the four states in play. Before that, Ted Cruz fought him to a draw on Super Saturday, taking Kansas and Maine.

右边呢?经过一个星期的反面新闻狂轰滥炸后(是美国历史上最高的反面新闻攻击,不过主要都是自己党内的),特朗普赢了四个州里面的三个。之前克鲁斯可是终于跟他斗了个基本平手,硬生生的赢了堪萨斯和缅因。

And then Trump wins states that the other three should be winning. Again.

然后特朗普赢了本来这三个家伙应该能赢的州。又赢了。

Yeah, Republican primary turnout has gone way up. Reddit has imploded. Even now the GOP is fighting amongst themselves in a civil war that hasn’t been seen in seventy or so years.

是啊。共和党的出动率,是近代历史最高的。社会媒体被刷爆了。而目前共和党内部正在经历70年来最严重的内部分裂。

Kasich… We’ll see if he lasts past Ohio. March 15th’s the date to keep an eye on, folks. Florida (Rubio’s home) and Ohio (Kasich territory) are both winner take all, which means all the delegates to the winners. Rubio’s star has faded. Winning Puerto Rico was small consolation for how badly he’s getting trounced. Ben Carson has already left gracefully, and I’ll miss him. I had the pleasure of hearing him speak once at my med school, and he honestly is, in my opinion, a very pleasant and capable man.

州长嘛,我们看看他能不能活过俄亥俄吧。反正三月15号这是个重点。佛罗里达(水哥的故乡)和俄亥俄(州长的地盘)都是winner-take-all(就是赢了全部赢,输了什么都没有的)州。然而水哥的星已经淡下来了。他赢了波多黎各,但他这一连串的失败,我用“打爆”这种词来描述他真的不错。

卡森医生也退了。我会想他哦。他来过我们医学院跟我们演讲过的。你知道我真的认为他是个好人,也是个好医生。

If it comes down to Trump vs. Cruz, then I think I already have some ideas in mind. Personally, I hope that this campaign’ll throw us a few more surprises. We’d love to keep making this series until the nomination contest ends. 🙂

如果共和党那边最后真的就是特朗普对克鲁斯,我也有些想法。说句实话,我真心希望这场初选能再次给我们一些乐点。我们做这个系列很开心哦,真想让他们拖到最后的结尾。


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From Action Report #1: The History of STEC (7)

STEC Archives, Print Document Division
Curator signature: Classified
Format: Message, Personal
Object: Correspondence to Harry S. Truman, from Walter B. Smith
Location (if known): Unknown
Time (if known): Unmarked.

Mr. President,

Please see attached comments in regards to recent proposal submitted by USNSTEC.

I. I concur with the proposal regarding establishing core research facilities as part of USNSTEC strategic objective.

II. To answer the feasibility question, yes. Operational costs are not of concern given the prospective nature of threat. However even with proposed enlargement of recruitment efforts OSI simply will not have enough personnel to realistically supply USNSTEC with requisite talent. Ms. Iowa’s weaponry borders that of fables and the difference between it and our current scientific understanding of it is akin to the difference between a stone axe and an aircraft carrier. Further understanding of basic scientific principles is necessary and a breakthrough may take decades if not longer.

I am overstepping my bounds by commenting on this, Mr. President, but if this threat is global in nature we may wish to contemplate discussing the matter with our friends. Loathe I am to make the recommendation, perhaps former friends, fairweather friends, and possibly foes across the Atlantic & Pacific may be worth taking into consideration as well.

III. I have already reassigned as many personnel within my agency as we can towards the appropriate objectives. I am concerned, however, that this is a futile endeavor. We are fundamentally limited by the ability of our operatives to obtain intel in a timely manner. If the ABYSSAL is empowered by destruction, then I fear we may already be too late by the time we obtain news from our ocean watchers. Ms. Iowa is faster than anything in our arsenal, but even she cannot hope to stem the tide of terror and chaos that would surely strike the globe.

IV. I concur with the strategic impetus of maintaining secrecy. The enemy is aware of our actions, but if it assumes that Ms. Iowa is acting independently as they expect, then it will act accordingly. It is my opinion that we play along for as long as possible. Ms. Iowa will be able to buy us time assuming their goal will be to strike her down. That is only sensible, and it is why (on a personal note) I remain firmly opposed to committing her to combat unless we have no choice in the matter.

V. For full details please see attached. In short, my proposal consists of minimizing the utilization and application of our conventional military forces in favor of adopting our unconventional strengths. As you are aware, Mr. President, while I am not opposed to current proposals of aerial recon via strategic bombers or CV air-groups as submitted, it will almost certainly result in diplomatic tensions. The Soviets aren’t blind and they will know we are looking for something, and they can use this as a pretext to carry out their own objectives and influence the globe.

Commercial flights are at an all-time high and will only increase in the coming decades. I can and will place a man on every flight coming in or out of the country if necessary, but with Ms. Iowa’s tiny friends even that may not be needed. In attached please find schematic for observational device prototype used to house our miniature allies on trans-oceanic flights. No one will bat an eye if a handful of wealthy customers submits an extra luggage for check-in, and our military can always fill in the rest of the gaps as necessary.

Signed,
Walter Bedell Smith
Office of the Director
Central Intelligence Agency


STEC Archives, Print Document Division

Curator signature: Classified
Format: Message, Personal
Object: Correspondence to Walter B. Smith, from Harry S. Truman
Location (if known): Unknown
Time (if known): Unmarked.

Dear Bedel,

Thank you for your excellent and timely commentary as always. I have been reading the proposals and like very much No.6 (the one involving aquatic critters). I have never been one for pets but the comforting thought of having a sea full of friendly eyes freely roaming about gives me much thought and optimism for the future.

You and our other co-conspirators have our unflinching support. Please proceed as proposed.

God bless.

Harry S. Truman


 

STEC Archives, Print Document Division
Curator signature: Classified
Format: Historical Artifact
Object: Internal Bulletin, United States Fish and Wildlife Service
Location (if known): Recovered from wall-board #14, USFWS, Woods Hole Station
Time (if known): Unmarked.

NOT TO BE CIRCULATED BEYOND THE OFFICE OF THE COMMISSION

The Director of the Central Intelligence Agency just asked for up to 200,000 aquatic creatures of various sizes, “preferably big enough to strap a moderately sized box on.”

TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND.

[Curator’s note: For this particular bulletin, “Two hundred thousand” appears to have been heavily scratched in with a very blunt pencil, jabbed repeatedly with small, sharp objects, and had been repeatedly underlined for emphasis.]

Boys, I repeat, this is no joke. You can see the executive order attached.

200,000. 200,000.

200,000.

2-0-0-0-0-0-0!!

[Curator’s note: penned in a different hand.]

W.t.f???

—-

STEC Archives, Print Document Division
Curator signature: Classified
Format: Message, Personal
Object: Correspondence to [Classified], from Walter B. Smith
Location (if known): Field Office #21, Central Intelligence Agency
Time (if known): Unmarked.

Mark,

Tell your staff to do what they can with the giant crabs. I am personally not averse to crab cakes for the next four years but I expect we can probably recoup operational costs if we just funnel it back to the civilian markets. In either case I’m giving him a call tomorrow. With any luck maybe he’ll finally see how nutty the whole idea is – we’ve had an unprecedented string of failures for the last four months!

And get rid of that damn Manta already.


Lucky for the USFWS, the CIA was never able to seriously make headway with proposal no. 6, where some enterprising young associate director proposed to place fairies in waterproof boxes and strap them to captured sea creatures as a “passive” search strategy against the abyssal fleet. While the proposal was deemed a complete failure, a substantial (some would say excessive) amount of insight was gained in aquatic biology and would eventually contribute to the foundation of organizations such as the NMMP.

Insofar as this particular tale ends, the ending was a rather mundane one. America settled on the conventional (albeit boring) strategy of applying recon sweeps, mostly from the Strategic Air Command. For several years, special units of USAF heavy bombers swept over the world’s oceans as civilian research ships – built in increasingly large quantities – prowled the world’s oceans. Only a handful of those involved knew that their missions of observation and discovery carried an additional purpose: to watch vigilantly for any signs of the Abyssal threat.

The early days of STEC may seem a little strange to our modern day sensibilities. On one hand, it built a solid foundation of theoretical and applied knowledge, and helped to create a deep pool of talent (as well as the capacity to create that talent) that America would find herself drawing upon again and again. Yet, at the same time, some of the most outrageous ideas also arose from that transitional time period. Perhaps the most important thing to keep in mind is that despite all of its failures, in the end, STEC was able to meet most of its strategic objectives. It, like the rest of humanity, did what humans do, which is to fail and fail until it finally finds success.

(2016) Super Tuesday!

LIVE – SUPER TUESDAY

现场直播 – 超级星期二

Tennsy: You say you’re fine ♪~  I know you better than that! ~

田希(合唱中)你说你没事♪ ~,我说你撒谎!~

Okie: Hey! ♫~ What you doing picking a candidate like that? 

奥姬(合唱中)嘿!♫~ 你干嘛要投那个家伙?

 



Hey guys. Morgane here again. 🙂 Sorry this one surfaced two days later – the lighting and angle and everything else was way harder than we had thought. Between when we posted the end of Nevada there just weren’t enough days for us to finish it on time.

各位好。莫根又来打招呼了。抱歉,这个明显晚了 – 灯光和角度以及整个构图对我们的挑战性还是蛮大的。当我们画完内化达的时候,真的没时间在超级周二前搞完了。真的对不起啦。

Now, about the various references here…

好了,这次的梗…

The shipgirls should be rather obvious, so I’m not going to say anything else. All I have to say is that she was an inspiration for me in high school and college. She’s basically my age. Watching her grow up, just as I, too, grew up…

舰娘们我不说了。我只能说她们的这个梗…她的歌曲是我在高中以及大学时代的精神支柱其一,给了我许多的鼓励。基本上是我年龄的她,我可以说是眼看着她,以及眼看着自己一天天长大的…

Dr. Carson’s really been neglected, so we thought we’d put him out front. That, and he’s always been a bucket of hilarity. Remember that the Republican debate allows one to respond if they’re attacked directly.

卡森医生我们这次放前面,因为媒体好像总是遗忘他。另外这家伙真的乐死了。(盾牌上的那个是周四辩论中一句经典。因为大家都忙着攻击川普,没人理他。老医生满脸怨气的表示:你们谁来咬我啊?

共和党辩论规则是被攻击的人可以有时间来回复,呵呵)

A lot of folks have been asking me why Hillary’s a witch. No, actually, it’s not because I dislike her. It’s because of the meme, #WhichHillary. I’ll leave it to you to figure out which Hillary we’re talking about, and you should be the one to figure out just why she’s got that nickname. 😉

另外有人问为什么希拉里是(老)女(妖)巫(婆)。这还真不是我讨厌她。而是这边社会媒体上Twitter上基本上流传的#WhichHillary的梗。其他别的我就不说了。至于为什么这样你应该自己去查就好了。

(考虑到各位查这个可能有点难度,我稍微解释下。英文中的Witch(巫婆)和Which(哪个)是同音词。这个WhichHillary的来源是因为她刚刚登场总统竞选的时候在很多位置上摇摆不定(现在其实也一样),基本上她会说任何她认为你想听的东西。所以当她的参谋们推出了一系列的各种“真诚”“真实”以及“她跟你一样”的这类的广告时,美国人的民意反弹很强烈。许多网民跑到某FB和T上狂刷这个tag: “到底是哪个”(which)希拉里。)

(所以就这个梗啦。)

Sanders? Hey. Look. Which fictional character hails from Brooklyn?

老爷子桑德斯?嘿,伙计。我问问。哪个人物是从布鲁克林来的?

If you guys haven’t noticed from the last outfit, Ted Cruz is uh, wearing a … one of these. Yes, we checked. He’s eligible to run for President, but we thought the fairies could use a little more color, and it works for him.

啊,对了。说起来Ted Cruz(抱歉这位我真没找到我感觉合适的中文翻译。)的梗。他穿的那一套…怎么说呢,我查了。这家伙可以选美国总统(虽然他确实是加拿大出生的)。总之精灵可以多用些颜色啦,所以这个设定我感觉给他也不错。

Rubio? When we first conceptualized this piece, he was definitely on a mission to TERMINATE someone. Especially now, looking at the political situation, the GOP establishment definitely seems to be establishing him.

水哥啊?呵呵。当我们上周四设计的时候,他真的确实从自己的控制者得到了“终结”某候选人的任务。目前共和党的党中大佬也看起来在全力挺他。

In as neutral of a way as possible, I am personally shocked at how quickly his message changed. That is all I’m going to comment on the matter. 🙂

我想以最中立的角度表示:水哥自己传播的信息,比起他之前那几个月,变脸变的好快好快。剩下别的我不说了。

Kasich? Google no more. He’s fun to draw. Occasionally says very odd and funny things, but overall he’s pretty much the first thing we assign since he’s pretty consistent.

州长啊?别查了。梗在这里。画他比较好玩。这个家伙有时会说一些非常古怪的东西(这次这个诺亚方舟梗是党里大佬们让他滚,他表示我自己州还没投票呢,到时候滚也不迟。“诺亚当时大洪水的时候造方舟大家都认为他是疯子,然后呢?所以凭什么让我退啊”),但总体来讲我们一般肯定先画他。

Okay, now the two guys in front. The left is my state’s governor. He showed up because of Friday. The endorsement drop after the Thursday GOP debate came at a point that was just thematically perfect. On top of that, while I was doing research on the candidate, I stumbled upon the guy’s rally at Oklahoma.

好了最后的两位。左边那个是我州的现任州长Christie。周五如同炸弹一样的突然变脸,从反对川普到变川普小弟,这太巧了。太快了。而前面那位呢?我研究他的时候无意中撞到了他在OK州的活动。

(Special shout-out to the super high-energy pastor (Mark Burns?) – just listen to him! Whether or not you agree with his words, I have never seen ANOTHER candidate being introduced with such fervor and passion and feeling.)

(尼玛这太high energy了。我不知道这个视频里面那黑人牧师到底是谁(Mark Burns?)但你们听听听听听听这家伙的热度。燃起来了吗?我的妈呀我宅政治宅这么多年没听过一个家伙能拿出来这种力气来给自己候选人创造热度的。)

Yeah, if it isn’t obvious now, Trump’s design is definitely 40k inspired. I realize we’re crossing two settings here, but look at what he’s doing to the GOP right now. Look at how he’s viewed by his supporters. Or his enemy. Look at the memes.

是啊,如果现在还没看出来的话,川普的设定目前已经转型战锤40k。我知道目前我们手上梗好多呢,但你看看这家伙目前把共和党闹成什么样吧?看看他的支持者怎么看待它的。或者他的敌人。看看各种各样的网络文化(meme),以及红语吧。

This man does not need the Sword of Chang.

这个男人不需要张之剑。(关于张之剑的细节请看上一篇)

And what more fitting weapon do we give to a mere mortal who, for all intent and purposes, is splitting not only the GOP, but long-unchallenged traditions in politics, in media, in everything else we know about the election cycle?

有什么武器更适合这个,按照所有的合理合理定义,把目前美国关于所有政治媒体以及差不多所有其他的东西一劈两半的凡人呢?除了某天地乖離す開闢の神棍剑,还有什么兵器能配上这个男人呢?

(I wonder how kinpika feels about Trump putting his name on that, though. But it’s just not TRUMP otherwise…)

(其实你知道我不知道金闪闪看到川普把自己名字放在他自己的剑上会怎么想。但说句实话,这也是川普梗。所有川普的东西都有自己名字(TRUMP)在上面)

See you next time.

下次见~


Nevada Episode IV: A New Hope ◇ TIME LINESuper Tuesday II >

Present Day: The Legend of Penglai Island (3)

Character concept, Mike Yin. Commander of Avalon base.


 

“Yo, Mike. What’s the ETA on what’s-his-face?”

Across the ocean, inside the Special Task and Evaluation Command’s mobile island base Avalon, a US naval officer stood before an array of screens, databases, and holographic images. Here and there, a tiny spark of light can be briefly seen as little fairies – enigmatic allies of humanity – coalescence in and out of sight.

“No time, Leon. This was pretty sudden. We’ll reconvene in Shanghai instead. Did you see this yet?”

Like the Combat Information Center on a warship, Avalon‘s primary purpose is to direct and command as necessary in both peace and wartime. Much of its design goals take this into consideration, and the resultant communication interface – slim, lean, efficient – would seem like something out of fiction to the casual bystander.

“See what?”

“This.”

Mike waved his hand. As if reading his thoughts, a nearby screen lit up, and an enlarged image of a scanned letter appeared on screen. A moment later, a second image – what appears to be an annotated translation of the document – appeared as an overlay.

“You were asking about our host, right? Well, turns out Commander Ma’s nephew just joined the PLAN.”

“What’s this got to do with us?”

“I think it gives us a pretty big hint as to why State’s sending us rather than the usual diplomats over.”

Leon squinted.

May our great Chairman, whose light illuminates like that great red sun in heaven, be ever in good health! May his vigor be endless, and may his infinite, limitless wisdom be ever-present as we all tirelessly labor for the good of the people.

Under the tutelage of our great leader, teacher, and helmsman, our province’s revolutionary progress is going splendidly. Our city’s revolutionary progress is exceptional. Our district’s revolutionary progress and fervor to the people is beyond comparison. It is a great honor and privilege for us to serve the people in the heart of the revolution, work for the people in the birthplace of the workers and peasants, and learn at the center and base of the world’s revolution for all who are downtrodden! Be proud, but be humble at our splendid opportunity!

It is only through endless revolution and introspection do we now know the values of hard work, the steadfastness of our party, and the care in which our great chairman pay to all the people of China. As a mentor of the downtrodden people, and your teacher in the ways of classless struggles, I hereby bequeath you this letter as a final reminder of the joys of all the tribulations that we have overcome. I hope that as you leave the People’s Daoguan in high spirits and become a pillar in service to your country, that you will bear in mind all that you have learned. Never forget that you serve the people, and that the revolution is still on-going. I am sure that your uncle, who is a clear-headed and passionate revolutionary like all of us, will be a better mentor than I as you enter the glorious people’s workforce. May you find your path in our great journey together, as all of China labors towards a greater and brighter future!

As I conclude, may our great leader, the honorable Chairman Mao, live for ten thousand, ten thousand, and ten of ten thousand years!

Salutations

A humble Teacher of the Revolution, Guardian of culture, and Servant to the Proletariat

(Aka, Shifu)

“What do you think, Leon?”

The marine rubbed his head and thoughtfully paused for a second. He made a face.

“My head hurts from reading that. But yeah, I see what you’re getting at. I thought something’s up when I was thumbing through our intel on their latest batch of recruits. There’s gotta be a reason and it’s not the CCP having a sudden change of heart and decided to embrace Taoism en masse.”

Mike nodded. He waved a second time and a number of portraits appeared on a second screen. With another gesture, the portraits arranged themselves into a neat web, and thin, translucent lines connected one face to another with captions like “Brother,” “Son of investment partner,” or “Former commanding officer, 1985-1988.”

Sure enough, there was a thin line connecting Peiying to Commander Ma Yunde. Leon pointed at the annotation that read: “Nephew.”

Nephew by kinship of Ma Yunde, Commander, PLAN. Ma Yunde was forced into a name change in accordance to historical policies. For more information see entry, Sima Yunde.

“And who’s this guy?”

Leon pointed at another link that linked Peiying with a portrait that simply had a “?” in place of a face. Mike shrugged.

“That’s Peiying’s master. Remember that he was sent to a Taoist temple – the ones that haven’t been closed down, anyways. His parents wanted him to get a decent education, and that was the best place to get one given the turmoil that the country was going through.”

“And?”

“That’s it. We don’t have much on him. We just know that he’s an old Taoist monk who enjoys wandering around China. Nobody knows quite what he looks like, but this picture -”

Mike pointed as a half-transparent image floated onto the “?” on the web that they’re studying. The image was grainy and poor quality, and the colors seemed to have faded with age. The picture showed what appeared to be a collapsed building in the middle of a busy city intersection. From the haphazard postures of some of the people, some of the injuries looked quite serious.

“- makes me think that he looks every inch the stereotypical old master. Yes, the movie stereotype.”

Highlighted in the picture, hidden away in a corner, was a frail-looking old man with bushy eyebrows and a long, pointed beard. He was effortlessly carrying a grown man on his shoulders, and he seemed to be grinning at someone or something.

“This photo was in the People’s Daily, and he was referenced as one of the “heroic bystanders” who assisted in the first-aid process. That’s the only photographic evidence we’ve got of him. You ask the locals and he’s something closer to a folk hero. Magic healing powers. Leaping over buildings. Super strength. Whispers of being immortal. You get the idea.”

Leon rubbed his chin as he pointed at another newspaper clipping. It’s all making sense now.

“So lemme think about this out-loud for a bit. If I was PLAN brass and trying to figure out the island thing, and I know from us that it’s probably magic, until I know it’s not-magic magic’s fair game, right?”

“Right.”

“So I go looking for a few magic men. I don’t know how you’d start, Mike, but if I was running the show, I’d be listening real hard at the word out on the street. I dunno what the equivalent is, but I’d guess that if this is back home we’d be looking out for rumors of faith-healing, curing of the blind, laying of hands, that kinda stuff…”

Leon tapped his hand deliberately, continuing at a brisk pace as he ticked off the examples he mentioned one by ones. He’s seen first-hand the strength of some of these small, closely knit communities, and in a world with shipgirls and fairies and giant sea monsters? The idea that there might be greater powers at work isn’t that far-fetched.

“So obviously, this guy would be high on their shortlist. I’m guessing they recruited folks like Peiying when they realized that the old guy’s nowhere to be found, heh. That sound about right?”

Mike nodded.

“Astute as always. I’m also thinking along similar lines, but there are a few holes in it that I guess we’ll just have to find out when we arrive. For one thing, this is a matter of national, if not global importance. I find it hard to believe that someone with a reputation of being a “folk hero” would just sit idly and ignore the matter at hand.”

“Maybe he’s a sham. I’d be hightailing it outta there too. If I weren’t legit? I can coast easy on my reputation as a magical old man who, I dunno, has to go meditate underneath waterfalls or something like that.”

“Yes, but how would he know? The Chinese are nothing if not good at keeping secrets. How would he know that the PLAN is recruiting individuals with special experiences if his monastery is in the middle of nowhere? I mean they just got a phone installed in the town nearby two months ago.”

Leon gave a comically huge shrug as he chuckled.

“Hey, maybe the guy really is magic, so he just knew. Why does it matter?”

“He’s a curiosity and an unknown factor. I just have a nagging feeling that it’s more than a curiosity, though. Something about this whole thing is too improbable. Peiying, for instance, wasn’t even formally enrolled in the temple. He’s certainly intelligent, but he was basically a less of a full disciple and more along the lines of a lay affiliate or a cook.”

Mike made a scrolling gesture as he brought up a datafile on assorted Chinese recruits sent on the mission at hand.

“And he scored pretty well on the aptitude exams the PLAN uses to select their officer candidates. Not stellar like some of the other ones sent on the trip, here, for instance, but I’d say that he’s the anomaly rather than the norm. All the rest of these guys are a few standard deviations above the mean…”

He waved again, and the list rearranged itself.

“Whether it’s political acumen, familial wealth, or other soft parameters, you can see he’s easily one of the least advantageous candidates to push forward. The only connection of note is his uncle’s extraordinarily long service, and even so, his uncle is just a field officer with a checked background at best and undesirable history at worst. Admiral Qu’s not known to be a nepotistic man, either, and he’s got a legacy to consider given his advanced age. So what exactly is going on here?”

“I dunno. Guess we’ll find out in a day? I mean it’s not like you or I were anything terribly exceptional either, heh. STEC’s got one genius and it’s not us, that’s for sure. ”

Mike wryly grinned in response. Leon’s self-depreciating humor was always appreciated.

“Yup. Until then, us non-geniuses just have to work a little harder to figure it out.”