Introducing: Silent Service!

K9 here. WordPress is being stupid and locked me out, so Morgane’s doing the post for me. But of course, you’re not here to hear me rant about wordpress.

Tautog, you’re up!


Huh, wha? An introduction? I didn’t know it was time for an introduction. Give me a minute!

Hiya. I’m Tautog. Today I would like to introduce to you our newest book scheduled for release sometimes early Q2 of 2017. It’s the Silent Service! Focus: subgirls.

This book details the daily lives of the subgirls, and will feature twelve all new original subgirls along with the familiar faces you know from the other Pacific books. If you’ve ever wondered what life is like for us on Avalon, then this is your book!

Since a good number of us will be debuting in this book, we’ll be introducing ourselves, too! Something like this. Here’s a part of the text that’s part of the book.

How’s your day been?

How’s my day been? Fiiiiine.

This morning Tambor decided she wanted pancakes. Tambor then made too much batter and then proceeded to burn every single one. About half of them literally caught fire. Since Trout was off helping you, I ended up cooking for everyone.

My pancakes did not catch on fire. I wonder what’s Tambor’s special trick.

Lori and I went shooting after breakfast. She decided to try my springfield, saying something about how a scope could make her hit things.No guesses on how well she did.

(Lori didn’t hit a single thing. Big surprise, huh?)

I applaud her perseverance, but she’s going to need help. If she practices the wrong things all the time, the only thing she’s going to do really well are, well, wrong things. Anyways, I wanted to make sure she doesn’t shoot herself, so I had to skip lunch. It’s unfortunate.

I went looking to see if there are leftovers in the kitchen. I didn’t find any edibles. I did, however,  end up in the middle of a Pennsy/Sanny fight. Neither one of those two would let you go until you’ve validated one of their beliefs, but I got away all the same. Yay.

After that… For the umpteenth time, Chester tried to convince me to brush aside my hair because I needed to “unleash the powers of the evil eye!” I’m not sure what the hell an “evil eye” is or how to get Chester to shut up about it, but I didn’t unleash said power today.

That’s been my day so far. So things are fine!! Just. Fiiiine. Thanks for asking.

So as you can see it’s kind of a cross between the whimsical nature of OCEAN, the matter-of-fact “reports” of Action Reports, and the profiles found in the Pacific books.

Tell me a bit about your namesake.

SS-199 was one of the most successful submarines in navy history. She was present from the attack on Pearl all the way to the end and sank a grand total of 26 ships. If I remember correctly, it may be one of the highest out of all US submarines. Whatever the numbers may be, she ended 11th in total tonnage sunk.

Hmm, if I was to give her a personality, I’d say she simply did her job and did it well. Not many can contest having scored the first kill during the war, but old Sieglaff always said that it was a torpedoman from Tautog that downed the first Japanese plane at Pearl. Then the ship just went out with her crew and did her thing. Thirteen war patrols. Thirteen missions, accomplished. I think it’s the fact that she was so consistent during the entire war that she ended up with her nickname, the “Terrible T.” Thanks to that, a lot of girls here expect me to work miracles where I think they’d be perfectly capable of doing things themselves. Except for maybe Tambor. Or Chester. Or Laffey. Or Lori when it comes to guns. Or Trout when it comes to taking it easy…

Correction – Most girls would be perfectly capable of doing things themselves.

Oh.  You meant the fish?

…Tautogs are delicious. Very meaty fish if you’re crafty enough to catch one.


Right. I’ll also have my own little mini-show in this book. It’s called Tautog’s Sub Corner! It’s all about submarine stories, facts, trivia, and other fun tidbits. If that sounds fun to you then definitely keep a lookout for that!

Hiya folks, Tautog here. Today I’d like to talk about the two common types of military submarine: Diesel Electric, and Nuclear.

Most, if not all submarines in WWII were run using diesel electric power. These submarines had two engines, a diesel one and an electric one. The diesel engine was for running on the surface, and the electric motor was for going underwater.

One good thing about this set-up is that it’s really quiet when under water. Some modern submarines using this system can be almost impossible to detect using conventional detection methods! (They’re much cheaper to produce too.)

The disadvantage is that you have to run on the surface to charge the batteries, and that these submarines can’t go as far on one tank of gas. Of course, some later designs found ways around it – ask Lori to tell you about the XXI U-boats, for example, but it was a design limitation.

Nuclear submarines are powered (obviously!) using a nuclear reactor. All US submarines in the US navy currently are nuclear submarines. They’re a handful to work with, louder than the diesel powered ones and really, really, really expensive. It’s why you only see major world powers deploy nuclear subs in large quantities. They’re just really costly to maintain. They’re big too! A nuclear attack sub can be 3 to 4 times the size of a WWII era diesel boat, while the nuclear missile subs can be ten times as large!

The advantage to using nuclear is the underwater endurance. These boats can be submerged for months at a time, can go pretty fast, and don’t need refueling for years. You can see why this would be handy when performing missions. Modern diesel electrics have ways of emulating the underwater endurance of the nuclear boats, but they’re still just not as good.

Also, of course, the nuclear-powered submarines don’t have to surface to charge anything. In fact, the only time they’d need to come up would be to replenish their food supplies!

Something like this. We’re going to figure out just how in-depth we want to go, so expect to see everything from simple intros to why subs exist to how sonar works to even life on a submarine!

…Lastly, there’s a bikini calendar.

Dolphin! This is your stupid idea. I’m not explaining it!

WHADDAYA THINK WE’RE PUTTING IN A BIKINI CALENDAR FOR, DEPTH PERCEPTION?

WINNING HEARTS AND MINDS!


Lens of History (2)

STEC Archives, Print Document Division
Curator signature: T.
Format: Textual Record
Object: Flyer or Advertising Poster
Original Language: Russian
Location (if known): Unknown.
Time (if known): 1982

(Printed by the Ministry of Labor, Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic)

Comrades! Thanks to your hard work, a unique opportunity lies in front of you!

Do you see now your handiwork? Over the last four years, you have together laid hundreds of thousands of miles of track, which means moving across Mother Russia has never been simpler! Now, your loyal comrades are headed north to contribute to the next stage of our great plan and you can too.

The Ministry of Labor has a new job for you, comrade! Millions of workers are even now volunteering for the job of a frontiersman in our nation’s uncharted lands. This honorable job means for the next five months you will contribute to the short and long-term transformations of our country by carefully cultivating our abundant resources in the great northern lands.

Comrade, this work will not be easy. We will need those strong not only in body, but also spirit. In light of these challenges the Ministry of Labor has declared the following additional supporting elements to all our brave volunteers.

  • Subsidized (based on work experience and class of job) family stipend one to three ranks greater.
  • Free transportation on the new Life Line railcars.
  • Bi-weekly physical and health examination.
  • No lottery on C, D, E, F, G, H, K, T, and AB consumer good purchases.

The North waits, comrade! Mother Russia calls you to action. If you think you are capable then report with this flier to your supervisor or superior officer for further instructions.

Lens of History (1)

STEC Archives, Print Document Division
Curator signature: T.
Format: Textual Record
Object: Letter, Translated
Original Language: Japanese
Location (if known): Unknown.
Time (if known): Unknown. Suspected to be composed sometimes prior to 1972.

Majesty,

I am tremendously ashamed to say that this ancient body of your servant’s has given out at last, and that this shall be my final act of service on behalf of the nation.

Under the tutelage of our allies I have drawn out a preliminary defense plan and delivered orders in accordance to our laws to the defense force. I fear, however, that with our current strength we are but a leaf in the wind against an opponent even greater than the one we faced in the Great East Asia War. If our nation is to have any hopes in surviving what is to come, I stress again the importance of the following preparations.

  1. We must arm ourselves in what ways we can. Even if mortal weapons are powerless against the foe, they can be turned against other scrupulous parties who wish to take advantage of the chaos that the invader will no doubt bring.
  2. We must be self-sufficient. We benefit from having only our home islands to defend, but should the war escalate we will quickly be cut off from the world. If the Japanese people is to have any chance at surviving the upcoming then we must be self-sufficient in all ways. In particular I am concerned about food, but I fear someone else will have to secure that in my stead on behalf of our nation.
  3. Meritorious men must be selected to lead our people. Your majesty and the Imperial household still have much influence and insight and I only urge that you use it without hesitation.
  4. We must be vigilant and be on watch for any potential opportunities that could arise.
  5. Above all else we must be unified as one. Leadership must take upon the burdens that is befitting of great men, and we must go forward together or not at all.

Of our limited special forces, my opinion is the same as the others. Once we have reached concordance, we will train and shape them into a great and mighty fighting force, focusing on our martial traditions and our spirit of will. We will utilize our familiar advantages to good effect and train to stop the invaders at or beyond our home waters, focusing on ambush and decapitation strikes. It is necessary that we place great emphasis on individual discipline – deviance and incompetence cannot be tolerated. Not when the nation’s fate rest on their shoulders.

If we enact this plan we shall soon see it bear fruit in maybe a decade. In three decades we shall be as impenetrable as any fortress known to man. I pray only that Your Majesty shall be hale and hearty still in years to come, so you may bear personal witness and rejoice in our nation’s future accomplishments.

Your loyal and humble servant

Kusaka

【1941年美国海军食谱】粗玉米粥

【1941年美国海军食谱】粗玉米粥

看到这里,有的提督可能要问了:为什么跳过了晚餐菜式?原因很简单,美国镇守府刚刚欢庆了劳动节。自从我们那奇萌无比的州长上任,各种蛋疼逗逼的游行活动就没停过。本空母昨晚被各种活动闹了一整夜,当然没睡好(呃,我说过自己打字慢,昨天开始码这篇,今天才勉勉强强写完)。今早用来养胃的就是后文的粗玉米粥。 Continue Reading