Silent Service I: Batfish

HIYA! I’M TAUTOG! TODAY I’D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO THE FIRST SUBGIRL OF OUR BOOK. IT’S AN OLD FRIEND THAT I’M SURE YOU’VE SEEN FOR A LONG WHILE –

HAHAHA! JUST WHO WERE YOU EXPECTING? IT’S TIME TO LEARN ABOUT SUBMARINES! HOT GIRLS IN BIKINIS CAN WAIT!

Silent Service I: Batfish

LISTEN UP, MAGGOTS, AND WELCOME TO DOLPHIN’S KICKASS SUB CORNER!

IT’S LIKE TAUTOG’S SUB CORNER BUT MORE BADASS AND FILLED WITH MORE FACTS!

Silent Service I: Batfish

YOU’VE ALL SEEN THIS POSTER BEFORE. OR YOU BETTER HAVE! THIS HERE’S THE REAL DEAL, A BONA-FIDE EXAMPLE OF A REAL WORLD WAR TWO SUBMARINE RECRUITMENT POSTER!

AND YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT ELSE?

THAT THERE’S A DOLPHIN. THE OFFICIAL EMBLEM OF THE SUBMARINE SERVICE! CAPTAIN KING CAME UP WITH THAT! YES, THAT ONE. I BETCHA YOU DIDN’T KNOW ADMIRAL ERNEST KING COULD DRAW, DID YOU? WELL HE DREW AND CAME UP WITH THE BASIC DESIGN! IT’S –

Dooooolphin, your capslock key is stuck.

HUH? WHAT? Oh. 

…Whaddaya lookin’ at, depth perception? I’m not gonna distribute bikini pics for this update! It’s f[censored] April Fool’s Day, AND a FUC[censored] SATURDAY! THAT’S WORK. DO YOU KNOW WHO WORKS ON SATURDAYS?

You?

OF COURSE I DO, WHAT ELSE DO YA GOT?

Morgane?

THAT GIRL’S A WORKAHOLIC. SHE DOESN’T COUNT. 

Zero’s doing stuff too.

YEAH WELL HE’S AT A CONVENTION. THAT’S HALF WORK HALF FUN.

K9’s writing on a Saturday morning too.

WELL GOOD ON HIM –

I mean, Sima drew you like an hour ago! Just for today!

…WHERE WAS I GOING WITH THIS AGAIN?

*sigh*

That’s a wrap, folks. We’ll figure out the site and she can teach you about subgirls in our next sub corner –

KICKASS SUB CORNER!

[Mail Call] 2017/03/30 – Random grab-bag comments.

Website was down yesterday. Apologies. x3

Let’s see. In terms of where we’re at? Zero’s just finished setting up for Boston. I probably can post stuff tomorrow, but I think our guys and the convention folks probably want to wait until the big day. To be perfectly honest I’m a little nervous (and excited, not necessarily in that order), but we’ll see. Not many doujin groups manage to make it to America, after all. If we do, this’ll be one for the books.

As for our other folks? Sima’s busy. Very busy at work crafting more subgirls. It’s a swimsuit book after all, so you can imagine that we’re quite uh, motivated to get it done. Right now, 9 out of 12 girls are completely done, though you’ve only seen Tautog. We’ll probably release the rest as we go along.

[Mail Call] 2017/03/30 – Random grab-bag comments.

She’ll get along with Mahan just fine.


Zero also dropped by the Intrepid yesterday. I posted this to twitter, but expect more pictures when he gets back. 

Other than that, I’ve got a lot of work IRL as well (it’s one of the many reasons why I can’t make the convention myself), so I’ll see you tomorrow. 🙂

[Mail Call] 2017/03/26 – Cooking Edition

Okay, this is a bit of an usual topic, but since the topic came up, I might as well comment on it.

I think if I were to look for one thing that brings humanity together, it’s probably food. Everyone has to eat, and almost everyone likes to eat something. You see this in anime, too, where someone’s cooking skills are often for laughs or used as a display of skill. Let’s not get into things like Hiei or Isokaze’s cooking.

So, naturally, the question becomes: who’s the best cook? Or, “who’s good at cooking?”

This is a bit of a long answer, so bear with me for a bit.

I tend to go a slightly different route, however. In the same way that there is a general level of maturity in all of Pacific’s shipgirls, you can assume a general level of competency or at least familiarity with common household items and cookware. I mean, shipgirls are shipgirls – they aren’t exactly in danger of starving themselves – and even the laziest would probably know how to open cans or operate a microwave or “stick thing in fire to make it cooked.”

MREs and ramen noodles are pretty easy, too.

That being said, here is what you can expect. Again, most shipgirls will tend to show up with at least 1930s-1950s knowledge of cooking appliances and techniques. Remember that the world was still very keen on educating young women things like homemaking and cooking at the time, so some of that probably contributes to the “working” knowledge that shipgirls show up to the world with.

In other words, they’d be at home with something like this.

An image taken by Zero as he visits one of America’s many history museums. You can see that even in this 50s styled kitchen, there are already many appliances that are recognizable even to us today. Importantly, things such as fridges, toasters, blenders (I think I see a juicer too) and even modern-styled ranges are all already there.

So, what I’m saying is that you can expect the average shipgirl to know how to fry some bacon and use the grease to make omelettes, or to create a cold-cut platter and luncheon salads, or to dress a roast and make something hearty for dinner.

I mean, sure, when you get to the higher end of things you have girls like Surcouf whose cooking is elegance personified (and very French) or Langley (nobody beats mom’s apple pie!), but I tend to think of cooking as both a matter of experience and skill.

In other words, given a proper recipe, I think only the most harebrained shipgirls (looking at you Chester) would have trouble following a plan from start to finish. In addition, how good someone is at cook is going to depend on whether or not she likes to cook, likes to eat, enjoys being creative, and how much time she actually spends on the matter. Someone like Cal might be surprisingly capable, but she’d hardly be in the kitchen in contrast to someone who likes to cook her own food every day (e.g. iowa sisters, Tennsy). As a whole almost all of the subgirls are scary good at actually cooking (but that’s a nod to history as well), but someone like Narwhal might be way, way, way better at using coconuts than anyone else in her class.

I guess, like always, the answer is that “it depends.” Some day I’ll probably post a bit of a blurb about the general spread of tasters versus eaters versus cooks inside STEC, but for now, I think it’s time to call it a night. We’ve been really, really busy these days with the entire team moving about to catch our own internal deadlines.

So, I’ll talk to you later. 🙂