作者： Morgane

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[Mail Call 05/15/17] On the Abyssals

by Morgane 2017年5月16日

HA! WITH MORGANE SICK AND EVERYONE ELSE BUSY, TIME FOR ME TO APPEAR!

FOR THE GLORY OF THE –

Aw, who the hell am I kidding. Listen up. I’m never going to get a speaking role in Pacific, okay? I’m not big enough on the food chain to get lines. Every once in a while someone writes in and go OMG THE ABYSSAL-HIME SO CUTE CAN I BE WAIFU

First of all, what the f__k is a waifu.

Second of all why would I want to be a “waifu.”

We’re strong! Scary! We literally devour planets! Our technology is so advanced we BREAK THE LAWS OF PHYSICS! You think we’re just like the KC ones where we’re undead shipgirls or vengeful spirits from OUTER SPACE? Well we’re not! I’m scary! I have tentacles and sh_t!

…Okay. Fine. I’m really here to answer this question.

“If the Abyssals are so technologically advanced why don’t they just teleport their troops directly onto land? If it’s so beneficial (I’m guessing the Abyssals are like the Tyranids where they feed off of biomass?) you’d think they would have done that already.”

Yo. You think we don’t want to do this? We’re pretty damn proud of the fact that we’re capable bad-guys, you know?

We CAN’T. OKAY? Imagine yourself in command of an impossibly vast, transcendental and trans-dimensional force of ANTI-CIVILIZATION. How big is the universe?

Very, very, very big.

How big is earth?

Very, very, very small in comparison.

Do you know how hard it is to get something, what’s the human word. Teleported! Teleported into this world’s oceans?

I mean, do you have any idea how hard it is? You humans miss a decimal point and messes up a rocket launch. We f_ck up even an iota of our equivalent and you wanna know what happens?

… Forget it you wouldn’t understand even if I told you. In any case. Do you know what happens when you teleport biological matter straight into solid rock? Do you know what happens when you put an Abyssal into the planet’s molten core?

The same thing that happens to other stuff. It’s not pretty.

Now, you asinine mortals might be going, wuhhhhhhh but your numbers are limitless why does even it like matter hurrdurr?

Our numbers being limitless has nothing to do with how the Fleet operates. We do not tolerate failure. Failure is met with punishment. Always.

Always.

Now do you understand? Do you –

HEY! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH MY KICKASS SUB CORNER?

Dolphin, this is K9 speaking. You weren’t scheduled to talk today –

SHUT UP DOGGO. EVERY DAY IS KICKASS SUB CORNER DAY. AND YOU TWO ARE MAKING IT LESS KICKASS! GET OUT OR ELSE I’LL HAVE TO APPLY FOOT TO ASS TO REGAIN OPTIMAL KICKASSNESS!

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[Mail Call 05/14/17] It’s a special day~

by Morgane 2017年5月15日

It’s Mother’s Day. Did you say thanks to mom today?

You know we’ve got a colloquial saying, “for mom and apple pie.”  The way I heard it, it’s basically a way of saying something is very American. This tongue-in-cheek saying has its origins in World War II, where soldiers were quoted that they missed “mom and apple pie” back home.

Of course, the other version of the tale was that they were fighting for “mom and apple pie,” too.

 

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Silent Service VII: Trout

by Morgane 2017年5月14日

I did say last week that I’ll be showing up sooner or later, right?

I’m the Tambor-class subgirl Trout. I serve at the Commander’s pleasure here in Avalon base. From an out-of-the-universe perspective, I do the same. Simply swap Mike Yin out for K9catforce & Morgane and the rest of the team.

Good morning! How are you.

Good morning, commander! Actually, it’s technically still “good very-late night for me.” Before I clock out though I do have three new developments that requires your attention.

One. As you are aware sections of Avalon is currently undergoing significant build-up, and it is necessary for us to oversee the little one’s construction process. There’s been an unusual – but resolved – incident today that you need to acknowledge. Here is the form.

… I know the Dee-dees liked it a lot, and I’m sorry that we had to tear it down, but the plan specifically called for a new temporary airfield in that sector and not a set of trenches. I’m not even sure if we can get snow on Avalon so the prospective utility of a snowball fight is moot, but just do pay attention to this one too, alright? I do feel we should try to give the poor girls more stuff to do for fun here, especially since visits off-shore is extremely limited.

Two. I have revised your draft pertaining to the coordination of production and additional support to Project Trinity. The big boss certainly seems on board with it so I figure this would be a good time to push. If you can get the draft to me in … maybe six or so hours I can have it back to you before the end of the day today.

Three. There is a new intel report on Jer’s desk pertaining to the latest developments in Europe. Not saying anything else, just that it’s there. You’ll see it first thing Monday and we have the rest of your day blocked off for meetings.

To summarize, the Pan-European effort to create a shipgirl service has failed yet again, and multiple parties have reached out to us for comment and arbitration. We reported to our superiors and they threw the ball right back in our court. If you ask me –

Jer? Probably not up yet. Yeah, I know. It’s the weekend. I just enjoy my work. Besides, not to sound like the commies but I’m proud of the fact that I’m one of your finest agents on and off the field. THAT requires dedication and effort, and I’ve every intent to keep myself ready, able, and willing at all times –

*yawn*

Though, my record is hardly… sterling. Sometimes *yawn* the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak.

…

Is that breakfast I see?

Oh.

Well. With Tambor around usually nothing’s left – I see now, commander. Crafty, and much-appreciated. Why don’t you just leave the plate on my cabinet and I’ll grab a bite after this segment?

TRUIIIIIIII-TE~

Yes?

TRUITE!

I heard ya just fine, Surcouf dear. How are you?

WHY NO “SILENT SERVICE” FOR SURCOUF?

I don’t understand the question.

WHEN IS IT MY TURN?

I still don’t understand the question.

WHY AM I NOT IN BOOK!!

Ask Tautau.

SHE HAS BEEN AVOID SINCE YESTERDAY! 

Um, ask Morgane?

SHE SAYS TO ASK SUNE WHO TOLD ME TO ASK K9 WHO SAY ME TO ASK MORGANE AGAIN WHO SAY TO ME TO ASK K9 WHO TOLD ME TO WAIT SINCE SOMETHING ABOUT LAYOUT AND PAGES AND TIME.

So you’re not… not in the book.

WELL I AM NOT IN BOOK YET!

Well, most of us aren’t yet either.

JE PROTESTE! LE SURCOUF WAS LARGEST AND UNIQUEST FRENCH SUBMARINE IN ALL OF THE SECONDE GUERRE! IS GREAT EXAMPLE OF SUBMARINE PRINCIPLES! ALSO HEROISM.

PLUS I HAVE SENIORITY! AM LITERALLY FIRST SUBGIRL SIMA EVER DRAW! I EVEN HAVE PLOTS! THERE WERE CHIBIS OF ME! YET BATFISH AND PAM ARE ALL GETTING REDRAWN BEFORE ME WHEN I CAME BEFORE THEM!

Well, Narwhal and The twins aren’t getting redrawn either, nor are they spotlighted in the book –

I WANT TO SEE SIMA! BRING ME TO LE CHEF! I HAVE –

You know what, dear. I see you’re upset right now. Why don’t you come with me as I drop these books off for Mike? Talk to me on the way. We can then go do something um, fun, after.

…OKAY. 

 

 

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Silent Service VI: Early U.S. Sub Designs (3) – Cruiser Concepts

by Morgane 2017年5月13日

“Are these still called Tautog’s Sub Corners?”

Yes, of course? I’m not a Pokemon, you know! Besides, I don’t think I need to tell EVERYONE what my sub corner is at this point. We’ve had like five or six of these!

Anyways. Today’s sub corner I have a friend with me again. This is Argo!

…Feels a little strange being introduced like this. *laughs* Though I guess if you’ve been reading these you know which subgirl I’m supposed to be, right?

So. Should I talk or do you wanna?

Go ahead, Tog. I’ll pipe in if we need extra comments.

Okay! So. Last time we talked about the V-boats and how they weren’t quite what the Navy had wanted at the time. We ended with two important points, which are:

  1. The U.S. Navy decided it wanted long range cruiser type submarines to eventually meet the Japanese, which were now identified as the primary opponent. The reason why they wanted a long range submarine was taking into account War Plan Orange, where the submarine is envisioned to more or less strike out from bases far from the battle zone.
  2. Due to the difficulties in the economy, however, Congress was very reluctant in building more warships, and that includes submarines.

I talked a little bit about the sometimes contradictory design premises that General Board put the engineers through. What ended up happening, though, was that the the U.S. settled on a few priorities.  In no particular order, these criteria included range, speed, fuel economy, size, and reliability.

What’s more, the U.S. decided to stick to the submarines and seriously develop its tactics. We aren’t too sure why or what made that decision for them – but given that we’re still in the 1920s, my guess is that abandoning the idea of the battlecruiser probably had something to do with it.

See, at the time, we thought that cruisers could be used to fight off screens. A battlecruiser could have acted as a scout, fought the enemy small-fries, and directly checked out what exactly did the other side have in terms of their capital ships. Now that the US firmly decided that there would be no battlecruisers, guess which type of ship ended up getting the job?

Submarines, of course. Now, airplanes weren’t entirely in the pictures yet. Neither were aircraft carriers. We did think about putting planes on a sub, but that’s another story for another time!

*laughs* They still ended up making a pretty big submarine.

Yeah, V-4 would be the biggest submarine we would ever build before the age of nuclear submarines. But, she had to be big. After all, we were talking about minelaying operations, so all the mines have to go somewhere! That’s what she was built for. Though, of course, like I said up there, she was supposed to scout too.

Do you want to say something about our own nutty designs? I thought the V-4 piece was going to be a multi-parter because of so many new concepts introduced.

Which nutty design? And, sure!

I’ll give you one. The submersible battlecruiser!

…

What the heck IS that?

Designed by one Lt. Cmdr. Craven, this was a literal underwater battlecruiser. She was supposed to have 4 (though I like the one with 6 personally, teehee) 12” guns, 10 torpedo tubes in the bow and 4 in the stern, a surface speed of 25 knots, and resistant to 8” gunfire at 8000 yards. So yes, you’re looking at 6” of armor on the turrets and conning tower, and up to 6” of armor on the sides, too. 

The turrets would be enclosed in those hemispherical orb-looking turrets to better resist water pressure, and they’d be backed up by those 4” anti-aircraft guns. The idea was that we’re really going to get a real independent scout this time, so we might as well go all out and build the biggest thing we could think of.

And?

We didn’t build it.

Yeah. I know that. You’re standing here in your … ordinary gear and not 12” guns!

I mean, Congress was leery of funding 2,000 ton submarines. How kindly do you think they’d take to a 20,000 ton submarine? 

Wait. Hollup. Oversized main guns. Hemispherical turrets. Submerging to attack targets… Not to mention mostly impractical engineering…

…What, did we try to build Surc –

TAUTAU! Te voilà! 

…

WHY am I NOT in Silence Service book?? 

Okay, see you next time everyone! I’m gonna have to go on patrol now. Later. Bye!