[Mail Call 05/11/2017] A Note on Shipgirl Selection

So, how do we select which ship gets turned into a Shipgirl? Or alternatively, WHY ISN’T MY SHIPFU IN PACIFIC YET!?

Well, plenty of reasons that certain shipgirls get selected while others don’t. Admittedly, it’s not a very consistent process. There are girls that we knew right off the bat that we want to include, and then there are girls that end up being our favorites that sort of comes out of left field, and then ends up in the spotlight.

Generally, Morgane has a decent idea of what girls she wants to include for each volume. They’re usually the big players in the battles that the books are themed around. So Lexington and Hornet made sense (the book is “themed” around Coral Sea and the Doolittle Raid, of course!), but we also include girls like Chicago or O’bannon because we really want to. For instance, once we put Edsall’s personality down on paper, we really wanted to bring in someone more lively. That person ended up being O’bannon.

So, for this Midway book (vol 3.) it’s the same thing. Yorktown and Nautilus are already on the list, for instance, and any gaps left are filled either by Sune or I. In general I’d say that the criteria we use is (in no particular order): 1. Participated in the battle featured/was active around the same time frame. 2. Is of the particular ship type that we need. (Vol.3 is in serious need of Heavy Cruisers…) 3.Had a life that we could easily put a personality on.

Morgane will then add 4. Possess something uniquely suitable for Pacific for “thematic” reasons. Then you have the rest of our list.

For Silent service, I call the shots for who to include in the book. So Morgane’s role and mine are switched, but the process is generally similar. Sometimes Sima reads up on some history and finds something really cool he’d like to illustrate (Cusk), Sometimes I’ll come across a cool submarine story and feel compelled to write about it (Batfish), Sometimes it’s a girl I’ve written for the main Pacific books that didn’t end up making it there (Tautog). Other times Sune would like to communicate something about Japan (I-202). Heck, U-552 was literally me going “We can’t have a book on submarines without at least mentioning U-boats!”

So why don’t we have some set criteria?

Well…

Here’s the list of the 25 highest scoring submarines. You’ll note that really, only Tautog is appearing in Silent Service. Not that you’ll never see any of the other girls, of course. I’d love to turn each and every one into a shipgirl eventually. (I see one big name that’s going in Vol. 3 )

The thing with locking ourselves into selection based purely on scores is that a lot of the submarine stories we can tell are a lot more than that. Pampanito is listed with 5 enemy ships sunk. She’d have been completely glossed over if we’d have went purely via kills. Miss out on Pampanito, and you miss out on a medical miracle that deserves to be told.

On the flip side, I’ll admit that at times Tautog was a little hard to write. She’s got an impressive kill record, but that’s really all she’s known for. We like to keep each girl unique, so you can see how it can be hard to write a girl who’s claim to fame can also be said of 24 other submarines! (This is where reading ship logs and crewmember narratives can be a BIG help. Morgane can talk more about that.)

I guess, the best way of putting it is that everyone here is doing what they do because we enjoy it. Pacific gives us the chance to tell some amazing stories. We’re going to pick the ones that we’re interested in.

С Днём Победы!

Hiya folks! Tautog again. Today-

TAUTOG! Why don’t you take a break today? It is a holiday after all!

Holiday? Tasha, what do you mean?

VICTORY DAY! 😀

Victory day?

VICTORY DAY! WHERE THE GLORIOUS SOVIET UNION TRIUMPHED OVER THE FASCIST MENACE!

…Tasha, they don’t celebrate Victory day in America.

THEY DON’T!? :O WHY DON’T THEY?

First of all, Americans have Veteran’s Day and Memorial Day. 

To them our V-Day is Victory in Europe Day, which isn’t the same as their Victory Day since it is typically associated with Victory over Japan Day. It is all very confusing. Victory Day stopped being a federal holiday in 1975 in light of changing relationships with Japan.

This does not mean that organizations or states could not choose to celebrate it, though. Rhode Island still keep the holiday as an official one, and countries like the US and the UK still maintain an official Victory Day on the calendars. 

TAUTOG SON GET SNAPPIER NEXT TIME! YOU’RE LETTING A COMMIE TEACH OUR READERS ABOUT ‘MURICAN CUSTOMS AND HISTORY!

…I want to nap.

Anyways. Katya. Now that you’re here. Do we want to introduce you to our readers? RY!

Isn’t it supposed to be Argonaut’s turn next?

Well, if it’s a Soviet holiday, what better time than to introduce yourself?

Hello. I am submarine K-21 of the Soviet Navy. Pleased to meet you.

AND HAPPY VICTORY DAY!

…Yes. Happy victory day.

Silent Service III – Batfish Plays Silent Hunter

Hiya Batfish! How are things going?

Oh. Hey Tautog.

Well, right now Morgane, K9, and I are scheduling who does what for the sub corners.

…Isn’t the sub corners your thing? 

Well, everyone’s pitching in to help. I thought I’d come check on you since we haven’t determined your role yet –

No really? You didn’t? I am so surprised. 

Well! I just thought you’d want to know what we’re doing and what we’re having you do…

Could you stop staring at my screen like that?

…Is that the Yamato?

Yes. What of it?

Uh, nothing. What game are you playing?

Silent Hunter 4. K9 gave it to me. He buys me games. The new one’s pretty bad though so I play 4 instead. 

And the first thing you do is try to sink the Yamato?

…Call it a personal quest. An obsession. A curiosity of mine. 

😉

What’s with the smirk.

You’re taking the uh, historical thing pretty personally aren’t you?

Well. I’ll sign you up to explain torpedo targeting and working the TDC. How about that?

Yea. Sure. Whatev – Aw shit. I left my periscope up too long. Thanks Tog. I’ll have to retreat now.


Later…


OH THIS IS BULLSHIT. THAT WAS A FULL SIX TORP SPREAD. YAMMY FUCKING ATE IT ALL.

It’s just a game, Bats…

BUT HOW THE HELL ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO SINK THE YAMATO IF SHE EATS ALL OF YOUR TORPS? I SPENT THREE FUCKING HOURS CHASING THIS FATASS AND I DON’T EVEN GET TO SINK HER.

If you want I can ask Dolphin to have Yammy be our next target for training.

IT’S NOT THE SAME THING. GODDAMN DEVELOPERS AND THEIR WEEABOO AXIS BIAS. IT’S GONNA TAKE ME HOURS TO CONFIGURE THE RIGHT MODS TO GET THIS STUFF WORKING LIKE IT’S SUPPOSED TO.

Actually. If a personal interjection may be permitted. The game may not be inaccurate. While it is true that the Yamato is generally considered to have excellent torpedo protection, the actual data is a lot more complex and oftentimes conflicting or even contradictory. After all the Yamato did absorb a considerably large number of torpedoes, though they were dropped from planes and differ considerably from the submarine ones. In any case the video game is not necessarily wrong in depicting the Yamato as a capable target, and in no small part due to the nature of that particular game’s design. Of course if actual history is required a trip to the library would suffice. Currently in the library’s possession include Thornton’s study, Garzke and Dulin’s book, and –

ALRIGHT FOUR-EYES THAT’S ENOUGH. THIS IS SILENT SERVICE. GET YOUR OWN DAMN BOOK ON TIN CANS OR GO WRITE YOUR OWN DAMN COLUMN! 

Well, for the purpose of general education it would be more expedient if –

OUT OUT OUT

Silent Service II: Cusk

Hiya Folks! K9 here. Finally got wordpress up and running, so Morgane doesn’t have to post for me. Today we’d like to show you guys a new subgirl!


How’s your day –

Commander, I’m going to need the practice range for ALL of tomorrow. Yes-yes, from 0800 to 1600! I’m on the cusp of a major breakthrough here! If this works we change all of ROCKETRY forever!

This time, it’s the real deal!

Forget what I said last time, this is new data. Look. Look here. This new fuel mixture gives us a pretty solid increase to our current range. Gonna guess we can push 20%, but even so 10% is nothing to sniff at. I’ve lowered the risk of spontaneous combustion too, just as ordered!

…30%. A reduction of 30%.

Whaddaya mean 70% is really high?

Commander this is ROCKET FUEL. Rocket. Fuel. BURN. That’s its job!

Yes, I know! Mahan’s tests concluded that the superstructure of the – it’s not pressure! It’s materials. That was the last missile. This one’s new. Totally different. Mike, are you even reading the weekly briefs the fairies are bringing to your desk?

Why do you think I’m here? You’ve GOT to let me try this. Just one more time!

No, you can’t push it to Jer. She’s already rejected the proposal three times in the past hour! It wasn’t even my proposal was bad. She’s literally getting me on technical trivialities that nobody’s followed for decades!

Aw come on, pretty please?

…okay, fine! I’ll make it “safer…”

*mumbles*

Anyway, whaddaya wanna ask?

How was your day?

Good. You could make it great if you’d just sign here and give me permission…

Okay. I’ll do it just this once –

Yay! Love ya commander, you’re the best! Just watch! It’s gonna work this time.

Tell me a bit about your namesake.

What, SS 340? You know if we’re gonna get technical I shouldn’t even be in Pacif – I mean, uh, I wouldn’t have really fallen under current paradigms of shipgirl appearances –

Right. The actual submarine. What can I say? She was a good sub. The Cusk served for twenty-four and a half years. Commissioned just slightly after – well, if we’re gonna get technical she was launched on July 28th of 1945 – World War II, she’s famous for being the world’s first missile submarine.

That’s right. She launched the first guided missile from a submarine in 1947. Affectionately known as the “Loon,” the LTV-N-2 missile was an improved copy of the German V1 Buzz Bomb. Yeah. That thing. Hitler’s terror weapon. Horribly inaccurate but it managed to give the Brits quite the scare. Anyways, by the end of the war, we managed to capture a few and study it. The brass thought it’d make the perfect stealth weapon if one could just launch it from a submarine, and that’s exactly what the Cusk accomplished.

Basically, as one of the first guided missiles built by the navy, it provided the US with a lot of practical knowledge regarding missile design and development. Pretty much all the advanced stuff that came later have the Loon to thank for, and I’d go as far as to say that it’s one of the top three weapons of war that permanently changed the fate of the world. The ability for a submarine to carry ballistic missiles anywhere around the globe and launch them at a moment’s notice … Need I say more?

Anyways. The Cusk then did her time, and did what a submarine was asked to do. Unlike me, she completed all of her missions more or less flawlessly –

D’aww, just like me? Now you’re making me blush. So you did read the reports after all!

Pro~gress~

How do you feel about the coming Abyssal War?

Victory through technology. If we’re gonna beat the uglies we’re going to have to push our gear to the limit. We only have so many shipgirls that can be deployed at a time. Something like the Loon would easily turn the tide if we can get the thing working and the little ones to start mass producing this stuff – preferably before they show up in force.



So, this girl was actually Sima’s idea. Sima found some info on the Loon and decided that she would be an interesting girl to cover. Morgane and I agreed, and here we are! Cusk. I think she looks great.

When I saw Sima’s first Cusk draft, the first thing that came to mind was the half-brilliant half-crazy aviation and space pioneers that I oh-so wanted to be when I was little. The run up to build speed, the throwing arm cocked back and ready to throw, the look of pure joy on her face from the sheer fun of not knowing what will happen next… She’s living my childhood dream. I can’t help but smile when I see Cusk. Sima’s really gotten better, being able to communicate these things by drawing. Morgane, being an actual scientist, is having a lot of fun with her too. She knows just how to make Cusk the best character she can be, and she’s done a lot more with Cusk than I ever could. (She’s the one who wrote most of the introduction up there!)

Thanks to the Loon, we’ve had a lot more Jojo references. Morgane wanted to do a GERMAN SCIENCE IS BEST IN THE WORLD joke, but didn’t manage to fit it in. Actually, with the Loon we wanted to dive a bit into the whole “German technology is superior” concept. Just how much of it is true? We’ll see just what we dig up.


As a side note, a quick update for Silent Service itself. So far we’ve got 11/12 new subgirls drawn. All of the new subgirls have at least have their personality and details outlined, so from here on out it’s a matter of writing out everyone’s intro, various slice-of-life stories, and finishing up Tautog’s Sub Corner.

Oh. And getting the Bikini Calendar put together. That’s important too.

It’s a whole team effort here, and so far things are running on schedule. Morgane’s busy directing Sima and editing my works, Sune’s been chugging away at Japanese sources and generally dabbing a bit in everything, and I’ve been writing out the subgirls, stories, and sub corners.

And as always, thanks for your support too!

-K9