It’s July Fourth!


Yeah. Whaddaya looking at? Never seen Lulu wear an apron before? I cook. Pretty good at it too.

If y’all – sorry, you are all, you –

If y’all –

If. You All. Are. Looking for some kind of extra-patriotic display and stuff, you’re not gonna find it here. We put up patriotic stuff like, 365 days a week. Er. Year. Um.

Lulu do you want me to do this one instead? I know you did say you wanted this piece, but you’re pretty busy today…

No no I got this. I definitely got this.

… Okay.

Uh. For those of you who haven’t been on this site, this day’s a day where we celebrate being ‘Merican. Thing is, those of us on this particular side of things? Every day is a day where we celebrate being American.

So, you know, I don’t have many words to say. Is it a special occasion? Golly, yeah. ‘Course. Right now I’m cooking on short notice for like, what, four hundred extra people, so I really don’t have many more words to say.

With freedom comes responsibility. Nobody’s gonna make ya not eat that 8th helping of pulled pork, but if your belly decides to declare independence from the rest of your body that’s on you.

Happy 4th of July everyone!