[Mail Call] 2017/04/05 – On the Soviet Union

“In Action Report it says that Stalin knew about STEC? But, roughly when does the USSR make contact with shipgirl? How do they know is real?”


STEC Archives, Auditory Recording Division
Curator signature: New Jersey
Format: Audio Tape
Object: Meeting between United States Shipgirl Iowa and Soviet Premier Nikita Khrushchev
Location (if known): Unknown
Time (if known): 1959

00:02:03/Iowa: Mister Premier, if you don’t mind me asking, why me?

00:02:08/Iowa: You’ve got the entirety of the US government waiting to meet you, and you decide to come see me first?

00:02:20/Iowa: I mean, the press I can understand, but President Eisenhower?

00:02:23/Iowa: I’m afraid I’m just an ordinary girl from Iowa.

00:02:26/Khrushchev: Precisely.

00:02:28/Khrushchev: You see, I may be the leader of the great Soviet Union, but at heart I am still a simple peasant, a man of the land.

00:02:34/Khrushchev: Come and let us speak more –

00:02:40/Khrushchev: (audible pause)

00:02:42/Khrushchev: Hm, how should I address?

00:02:44/Khrushchev: Miss Iowa? Lady Iowa? In the Soviet Union everyone is comrade, of course.

00:02:47/Iowa: *laughs* Just Iowa’s fine. Mr. Premier.

00:02:50/Khrushchev: Very good, then it is Iowa!

00:02:52/Khrushchev: I am much curious about farming techniques in America.

00:02:56/Khrushchev: I hear Iowa produces the most corn out of any American state!


The above tale, written by K9 (I’m the editor this time! Yay!), illustrates a good way where we integrate history into our tales. The Soviet Premier, Nikita Khrushchev, is well known in USSR history for his domestic policies including that of de-Stalinization as well as a number of reforms that were met with varying degrees of success. Khrushchev made an official state visit in 1959, and thus you can see where the inspiration for the above date comes from.

Given that the USSR has known about shipgirls and the Abyssals since the initial incursion, I can imagine that Khrushchev would likely take the opportunity to meet with at least some of the girls in STEC. We picked Iowa because, well, Khrushchev was known to be a man of simple tastes. He was rightfully proud of his working class roots, and while almost all real life Soviet leaders are polarizing even to today, we choose to take the interpretation that he was a man who tried his best to enact his reforms – even though he was not entirely successful in many of them.

Thus, he seems like an excellent candidate for us to touch on and explore within the world of Pacific.


03:15:44/Iowa: Now, Mr. Premier, just going over it once again.

03:15:48/Iowa: The average temperature over there still seem a wee bit low for corn from what you’ve been telling me, so you gotta be really careful or the corn won’t grow so well.

03:15:53/Khrushchev: Hm, yes. Thank you again for reminder.

03:15:55/Khrushchev: Warmer soil

03:15:56/Agent no. 1863, CIA: Jesus CHRIST are they STILL on

03:15:56/Khrushchev: temperatures… perhaps if I covered the soil it would

03:15:57/Agent no. 1863, CIA: growing stuff on a DAMN farm!!

03:15:57/Khrushchev: grow better.

03:15:58/Khrushchev: Or maybe it is better we go with original plan.

03:15:58/Translator Fairy (RUS) no. 14: Можно!!

03:15:58/Translator Fairy (RUS) no. 16: Сука Блять American shut up and let me do job!

03:16:00/Khrushchev: Build greenhouse, but since you did say corn takes large area to grow it would not be as feasible.

03:16:08/Iowa: Well, the first idea sounds good – we do it with the black tarps that you’ll get to see tomorrow.

03:16:11/Iowa: Now, about that greenhouse, yeah.

03:16:13/Iowa: It’s gonna have to be one huge greenhouse, but I suppose you should be able to. Hm…


It is known that Khrushchev has a personal interest in farming, so, my guess is that the two probably became penpals after.

See you next time. 🙂

[Mail Call] 2017/04/02 – Sailfish edition

(Translated) “Why is Sailfish a bit of a prepper? I can see her being cautious and careful based on how you wrote her in vol. 2 but she seems really tight in terms of managing resources.”

Oh, that. This one is actually inspired quite a bit by what happened during the Squalus incident. Though even in her prototype states – as shown in the sketch below – we wanted to make her a contrast to her twin. Basically she’s a bit more humorless.

[Mail Call] 2017/04/02 - Sailfish edition

The air was getting heavy and foul. Forward, in the torpedo room, this condition already existed. Now Naquin gave the word to spread soda lime on available flat surfaces; also to bleed oxygen into the compartments from the boat’s dwindling supply. There were a few emergency rations, some crackers in the officer’s mess, but nothing more.

“We conserve everything,” Naquin said tightly. “It may be a long wait before anybody comes out, so don’t think about eating and don’t move around much.”

This is a tale from a survivor of that incident (my source comes from a dog-eared book about submarines published in the 1950s (based on the uh, advertisement in the last page) – I don’t know the title unfortunately because both the front and back cover fell off.)

This is not to say that she can’t be positive. Again, from the same source:

Few had more than shut their eyes since that first horrible moment of tragedy, for scuttlebutt had it that if a man dropped into a deep sleep, the chances were that he’d never wake up again. The air was heavy and the food had given out. Bleary-eyed, shivering sailors huddled in the near-darkness of red-glowing battle lamps, watching the overhead.

Meanwhile, in the bell-shaped chamber, along with Martin Sibitzky, were Torpedoman 1/c John Mikalowski and Gunner’s Mate 1/c Walter E. Harmon. With Sibitzky’s guidance, the bell was fitting onto the torpedo escape hatch and a signal tapped to the two sailors inside. Then the diver went up to report to an anxious Admiral Cole that the rescue chamber was now fitted to Squalus’ deck.

In the chamber, the two sweating specialists quickly brought their wrenches into play. The gasketed bottom of the compartment was now fitted to the escape trunk of the submarine and, at a signal to Falcon, a supply of air blew the bell dry. Mikalowski slithered down into the blown section, attaching toggle bars and pad-eyes on the sub’s hatch access. Now the torpedoman climbed into the chamber and tapped with his stilson wrench on the cover of the sub. Incredulous submariners heard the scraping of metal against metal – then the hatch cover bent forward!

Mikalowski shouted down into the chorus of wild shouts.

Hands reached eagerly to pump the hand of life, and then the torpedoman passed into the submarine hot coffee and smokes , after which the forward room was given a jolt of fresh air from the rescue chamber. In control, too, wildly cheering men knew the full story now. Miklowski’s work was half done. Nine of the crew in the worst condition came aboard the rescue chamber first, later nine more, and finally Naquin’s crew from the control room. 

The men were trapped inside for up to twenty-six hours. Imagine that. No light. Not much air. You can’t hear anything and you don’t know if anyone’s seen the flare or even know that you’re still here. You were tapping out morse code with a hammer for the better part of the day but now you have to stop because resources are literally running out. Everyone is more or less just trying to minimize their movements and you are just huddled together in a cold, wet, and increasingly grim darkness.

Then suddenly, help arrives. Imagine that! Just imagine that.

Remember that when we design our girls we want to basically make it so that you can believe that it’s her, so given that this was not only a majorly successful rescue (in contrast to what happened to the RN a bit later), but this was one of the few cases where a sank ship was “resurrected” and given a new opportunity. Thus, I feel like that particular event would contribute quite significantly to her personality.

See you next time. 🙂

Silent Service I: Batfish

HIYA! I’M TAUTOG! TODAY I’D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO THE FIRST SUBGIRL OF OUR BOOK. IT’S AN OLD FRIEND THAT I’M SURE YOU’VE SEEN FOR A LONG WHILE –

HAHAHA! JUST WHO WERE YOU EXPECTING? IT’S TIME TO LEARN ABOUT SUBMARINES! HOT GIRLS IN BIKINIS CAN WAIT!

Silent Service I: Batfish

LISTEN UP, MAGGOTS, AND WELCOME TO DOLPHIN’S KICKASS SUB CORNER!

IT’S LIKE TAUTOG’S SUB CORNER BUT MORE BADASS AND FILLED WITH MORE FACTS!

Silent Service I: Batfish

YOU’VE ALL SEEN THIS POSTER BEFORE. OR YOU BETTER HAVE! THIS HERE’S THE REAL DEAL, A BONA-FIDE EXAMPLE OF A REAL WORLD WAR TWO SUBMARINE RECRUITMENT POSTER!

AND YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT ELSE?

THAT THERE’S A DOLPHIN. THE OFFICIAL EMBLEM OF THE SUBMARINE SERVICE! CAPTAIN KING CAME UP WITH THAT! YES, THAT ONE. I BETCHA YOU DIDN’T KNOW ADMIRAL ERNEST KING COULD DRAW, DID YOU? WELL HE DREW AND CAME UP WITH THE BASIC DESIGN! IT’S –

Dooooolphin, your capslock key is stuck.

HUH? WHAT? Oh. 

…Whaddaya lookin’ at, depth perception? I’m not gonna distribute bikini pics for this update! It’s f[censored] April Fool’s Day, AND a FUC[censored] SATURDAY! THAT’S WORK. DO YOU KNOW WHO WORKS ON SATURDAYS?

You?

OF COURSE I DO, WHAT ELSE DO YA GOT?

Morgane?

THAT GIRL’S A WORKAHOLIC. SHE DOESN’T COUNT. 

Zero’s doing stuff too.

YEAH WELL HE’S AT A CONVENTION. THAT’S HALF WORK HALF FUN.

K9’s writing on a Saturday morning too.

WELL GOOD ON HIM –

I mean, Sima drew you like an hour ago! Just for today!

…WHERE WAS I GOING WITH THIS AGAIN?

*sigh*

That’s a wrap, folks. We’ll figure out the site and she can teach you about subgirls in our next sub corner –

KICKASS SUB CORNER!

[Mail Call] 2017/03/28 – STEC’s early days

“How does STEC keep itself operational during its early years? Wasn’t the US trying to cut down its navy?”

Yes and no. No on the cutting down its navy (in context of STEC). Here’s an example of something to keep in mind.

The budget of the US Navy in 1953 was 13 billion. STEC, in the above document, received an injection of 27 million dollars. Its actual operational cost (being a lean operation and all) was maybe about 30 million, or the cost of maybe one U-2 or half of an Essex carrier.

Putting this into perspective, STEC takes a measly 0.22% of the navy’s overall budget. This is basically chump change and is well within the estimates of Navy R&D (at the time).