Lens of History (4) – STEC in 1953

STEC Archives, Print Document Division
Curator signature: Marby
Format: Archival Records
Object: Memorandum authorizing additional funding to special project “Special Task and Evaluation Command”
Location (if known): White House
Time (if known): November 11, 1953

MEMORANDUM OF CONFERENCE WITH THE PRESIDENT
TOP SECRET
DECLASSIFIED XX-XX-199X

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Others present:
Secretary of State
General Smith
Admiral Nimitz
Vice Admiral Lockwood
Rear Admiral Burke

Authorization was sought from the President to go ahead on a program designed to increase the budget of the Special Task and Evaluation Command (STEC) by approximately 20 million. Admiral Nimitz notes that much of this would be invested and used for basic infrastructural and logistical purposes. The unusual nature of STEC’s true operations (pertaining to that of the shipgirl and fairies) should result soon in complete financial independence possibly within the decade.

The President approved this action and asks about the progress of STEC. Rear Admiral Burke reports that STEC has eliminated one additional Abyssal since the last special meeting in June, and that no further sightings are observed.

Rear Admiral Burke delivers a report on STEC’s research progress. He comments that much of the data expected to be derived from current projects – such as results of biomedical tests – would be of general scientific interest. However, data such as the development of systems pertaining to shipgirl technology and other theoretical operations that could arise from such remains classified. The President agreed to this recommendation, but larconically points out that when he wrote STEC’s constitution he never would have thought that the classified information would be “stuff straight out of fairy tales.”

Vice Admiral Lockwood reports that STEC’s progress in underwater projects are developing at a satisfactory speed. Embedded personnel in Submarine Force, U.S. Pacific Fleet is beginning routine surveys. He wonders if there are ways to increase the number of ONI fairies or even possibly the future of a submarine shipgirl appearing. The issue of involved Admiral Rickover into STEC is raised.

General Smith indicated that while the CIA is capable of providing additional intelligence support, it will be necessary for STEC to create its own infrastructure given the increasingly large demand. Rear Admiral Burke suggests that an additional 7 million be allotted to STEC for this purpose. The President indicated agreement.

The President concludes that STEC’s operations must be moral, secretive, and justified. He stresses that information pertaining to STEC is not to be released or used in any way that could be interpreted as provocation, as it is important to communicate to the world that the United States do not want war.

[Mail Call] 2017/03/26 – Cooking Edition

Okay, this is a bit of an usual topic, but since the topic came up, I might as well comment on it.

I think if I were to look for one thing that brings humanity together, it’s probably food. Everyone has to eat, and almost everyone likes to eat something. You see this in anime, too, where someone’s cooking skills are often for laughs or used as a display of skill. Let’s not get into things like Hiei or Isokaze’s cooking.

So, naturally, the question becomes: who’s the best cook? Or, “who’s good at cooking?”

This is a bit of a long answer, so bear with me for a bit.

I tend to go a slightly different route, however. In the same way that there is a general level of maturity in all of Pacific’s shipgirls, you can assume a general level of competency or at least familiarity with common household items and cookware. I mean, shipgirls are shipgirls – they aren’t exactly in danger of starving themselves – and even the laziest would probably know how to open cans or operate a microwave or “stick thing in fire to make it cooked.”

MREs and ramen noodles are pretty easy, too.

That being said, here is what you can expect. Again, most shipgirls will tend to show up with at least 1930s-1950s knowledge of cooking appliances and techniques. Remember that the world was still very keen on educating young women things like homemaking and cooking at the time, so some of that probably contributes to the “working” knowledge that shipgirls show up to the world with.

In other words, they’d be at home with something like this.

An image taken by Zero as he visits one of America’s many history museums. You can see that even in this 50s styled kitchen, there are already many appliances that are recognizable even to us today. Importantly, things such as fridges, toasters, blenders (I think I see a juicer too) and even modern-styled ranges are all already there.

So, what I’m saying is that you can expect the average shipgirl to know how to fry some bacon and use the grease to make omelettes, or to create a cold-cut platter and luncheon salads, or to dress a roast and make something hearty for dinner.

I mean, sure, when you get to the higher end of things you have girls like Surcouf whose cooking is elegance personified (and very French) or Langley (nobody beats mom’s apple pie!), but I tend to think of cooking as both a matter of experience and skill.

In other words, given a proper recipe, I think only the most harebrained shipgirls (looking at you Chester) would have trouble following a plan from start to finish. In addition, how good someone is at cook is going to depend on whether or not she likes to cook, likes to eat, enjoys being creative, and how much time she actually spends on the matter. Someone like Cal might be surprisingly capable, but she’d hardly be in the kitchen in contrast to someone who likes to cook her own food every day (e.g. iowa sisters, Tennsy). As a whole almost all of the subgirls are scary good at actually cooking (but that’s a nod to history as well), but someone like Narwhal might be way, way, way better at using coconuts than anyone else in her class.

I guess, like always, the answer is that “it depends.” Some day I’ll probably post a bit of a blurb about the general spread of tasters versus eaters versus cooks inside STEC, but for now, I think it’s time to call it a night. We’ve been really, really busy these days with the entire team moving about to catch our own internal deadlines.

So, I’ll talk to you later. 🙂

Lens of History (3)

STEC Archives, Print Document Division
Curator signature: Caroline
Format: Message, Personal
Object: Correspondences to Hymen G. Rickover, from New Jersey
Location (if known): STEC Mobile Base 01 “Tir’na’nog”
Time (if known): 1974

Admiral Rickover,

We’ve reached a tentative agreement with the Soviets. It took some convincing on our parts, but I’ve managed to persuade the higher-ups to let me take a peek at their AA operation plans. Thank me later.

In short? It’s a mess. FUBAR doesn’t even begin to cover it. The Soviets have been on-and-off throwing money and manpower in disparate directions without much to show for the last decade. I’m actually impressed by the KGB’s honesty here. When I asked them what have they learned so far, they showed us the entirety of their espionage attempts on STEC over the tenure of the last seven or eight directors.

Credit to them for trying. Credit to us for keeping a securely ran operation.

My guess? They’re being honest with us because they have nothing left to play. I suspect that they’ve figured out that we’ve got important stuff, and there are several bargaining chips that I can think of that would be of immense interest to the reds.

You’ll get the full report the day after tomorrow, but currently, the Soviet Union is entirely reliant on conventional land and coastal-based forces to counteract any Abyssal assaults on the USSR. Given the large vulnerable coastline, the Soviets have modified their traditional Deep Battle plans and currently focus on large numbers of mobile units with very limited field operational lifespan. Their current focus is stockpiling enough materiel and to enhance their winter-fighting capabilities, as the Red Army would be facing not only the Abyssals, but also the Arctic environment which would serve as a second enemy.

That’s about all the good news I have. Everything from the implementation to the theory to the command structure to the design of the equipment to the timetable is a mess. The coordination between different military services is poor, and I can’t help but wonder if the total absence of the Red Fleet (and their coastal defense units) in these plans are political in nature.

Honestly, I know there’s been gossip in the public regarding this build-up and interpreting it as evidence for some sort of communist invasion of Europe or even Alaska, but that really isn’t possible given their current force-readiness status. My little caper in the heads of those generals show that even they think those man-powered nuclear-tipped panzerfaust things are probably going to be entirely hit or miss against the Abyssals, and to turn them against much smaller targets? Pffft. Forget about it.